who ever can give me the best joke wins
2006-07-26 02:31:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
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2006-07-26 09:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by redskinsrock 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.
The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”
The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
and heres another one....
An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"
2006-07-26 04:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Kimmie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and announces he has given birth to a typical Italian boy. The bartender congratulates him, and asks him the baby's weight. The Italian man replies, "16 pounds". The bartender is astounded but goes back to work.
A week later the man comes back into the bar. THe bartender asks how his baby has been, and the man says, "He's lost 6 pounds". The bartender asks how he managed that.
The Italian man briskly replies, " Got him circumcised."
Sotiedup doesn't have to be a whore to earn 10 points.
2006-07-26 03:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by $ Italiano $ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. A smart blonde, Santa, and the Easter Bunny were walking down the street. They see a $100 on the ground. Who pics it up?
A None of them! They dont exist!
2006-07-26 04:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is this duck that went to a bar and asked the guy 'Do you have apples?' and the guy said no ,then the next day the duck came back and asked the guy 'Do you have apples?’, and he said no, so the next 10 minutes he came back and asked again, the guy said if you come and ask me that one more time i am going to nail your feet to the wall so that everyone would see, so no one saw the duck for 3 months and then he came back and asked the guy 'Do you have any nails?' and he said no so then the duck said "Good, do you have any apples?
2006-07-26 03:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by cookiesR yummy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!
2006-07-26 02:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by Drummer 4 Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds are driving out in the country . they see another blond in a feild of wheat in a row boat rowing . the one blond turns to the other and says " you know it is dumb blonds like that that give us a bad name and starts the dumb blond jokes "
the other replies " i know i am so peed off and if i could swim i would swim out there and drown her "
2006-07-26 03:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by mick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two college roommates come to there dorm room after a great party. one brings his gf home . they want to have sex without distributing the other roommate . so they make a code lettuce to slow down tomato to go faster .the girl begins to moan lettuce lettuce tomato tomato . the next morning the boy who slept in the bottom bed said '' stop making sandwiches at night you got mayonnaise in my eye
2006-07-26 03:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by sugars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKk ~ WHAT DO U CALL THE WIFE OF A HIPPY ???
ANSWER : MISSISIPI
JOKE 2: Can I HAv 10 points plss ??
Answer : yes cuz this jokes rockss !!!
: )
hehe
2006-07-26 10:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by CeL!_RoCkz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walking on opposite sides of a river, one says, "Hey, How do you get to the other side?" The other, frustrated, yells, "But you're already ON the other side!"
2006-07-26 02:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by Dean Gray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay there is a boy and a dad talking
boy: daddy is god a man or woman?
dad: both son both
then the boy leavs but comes back again
boy: daddy is god white or black?
dad: both son both
the boy leaves once again and asks
daddy is michael jackson god???
2006-07-26 04:00:18 · answer #11 · answered by justjuice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋