I want my neighbors to go away. Should I start a rumor...?

Question

that I am a serial killer? Any better ideas?

Answer 1

You are going about it all wrong. Start being patronizingly nice yet doing bizarre things. Be loud at night and early in the morning. Call her in the middle of the night and tell her someone went in her back yard. Have your daughter make her her muffins and drop the plate and muffins on her porch and leave it for her to clean up. Tell her there were weird weeds in her flower bed so you sprayed them with round up. Tell her your kids look at her like a mother figure and hope she will always be in their life. Sit back and laugh about it.

Answer 2

A serial killer, please you can do better than that.
Do what I did. Call the landlord at all hours of the night and complain. Only had to call twice, the first time I called the owner's wife which she is friends with the woman next door. My mistake! The second time I called the owner and I have been friends with him for over 11 years. So, the last few weeks it has been real peaceful around here and I haven't seen the neighbors at all.
If that don't work, mow your grass as soon as it gets daylight. Take a hammer and start hitting something real late at night. Let the air out of the same tire every night. Put dog poop at the front and back door. Find a roach someplace, put it in your pocket, and then go in their house and drop it on the floor. Better yet, get a little mouse, that might work better. Dump their trash can all over the yard. Get a stink bomb and throw it near a window. Keep sitting off firecrackers while they sleep. Tease your dog and make him bark at whatever time is convenient for you. Smear dog poop on the windshield of the car.
Is this enough? I could go on and NO I am not a bad person.

Answer 3

The serial killer rumour should do it, but you might just end up being questioned by the police.... why don't you move away from them?

or you could become a nudist and flash yourself at every opportunity.

or you could take up the violin or drums...

or you could tell them a story of horrific events that happened in their house before...

or you could just ask themif they would leave because you don't like them, you might get a smack in the gob though for that one!

Answer 4

What a novel idea... for someone who is 12. So you on't like your neighbors... oh well... life is full of things you won't like. Get used to it. But... here is an idea... if you don't like your neighbors... you can try moving. Just a thought.

Answer 5

That could work...or just sit outside and talk to yourself REALLY loud...they will either move or you will end up in a psych ward...both ways you get rid of your neighbors.

Answer 6

YOU should go away... and stay away from people as much as possible. You don't even give a reason why you dislike your 'neighbors' so much.

You gotta be a joker!

Answer 7

No that might backfire and your other neighbors might conspire to get rid of you. Why don't you move since you hate them so much.

Answer 8

Indian burial ground, just paly loud music. My mate started playing drums. there's loads of great things to do but don't make it too obvious.

Answer 9

Oh if it works let me know. I can't stand mine.
I don't even talk to them and they are all ways trying to start something with us.
I always thought that if you don't talk to anyone or even talk about them you can't get yourself in trouble.
But goes to show you I don't know a thing.
Talk about your paranoid.

Answer 10

You are late, Your neighbour has already started the rumour to drive away you.