Best one gets the max points.
2006-07-26 00:23:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It wull git better hen, ave been doon here fur therty yin an ah hivnae lost ma accent.
Ma weans are aw sasanachs, ach weel were nae aw perfect.
Git some stovies doon yer neck wi a pint o heavy,
nane o that poncy wine, that's a scunner, Lanliq or heavy.
Lang mae yer lumb reek!
2006-07-26 01:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by A G 4 · 26⤊ 5⤋
Ach it's a tairible shame Ah'm no Scottish, just in Scotland, or Ah might have been guid at this. Whit would ye want tae hear anyway? Gif ye'r leukin fir funny Scots, mebbie ye should heid fir the footba questions and poke fun at the Gers fans. It wirks fir misel!
2006-07-26 00:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aye right! What the hell are you doing down in that part of the world, you traitor! Get back up tae Scotland and be a troo Scot.
2006-07-26 00:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am going to sing you a wee song I sing to my bairns when I am homesick: THERE IS NO POINT RUNNING THE SPELL CHECK OVER IT - IT'S A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!!
Ally, bally, ally bally bee,
Sittin' on yer mammy's knee
Greetin' for anither bawbee,
Tae buy mair Coulter's candy.
Ally. bally, ally, bally bee,
When you grow up you'll go to sea,
Makin' pennies for your daddy and me,
Tae buy mair Coulter's Candy.
Mammy gie me ma thrifty doon
Here's auld Coulter comin' roon
Wi' a basket on his croon
Selling Coulter's Candy.
Little Annie's greetin' tae
Sae whit can puir wee Mammy dae
But gie them a penny atween them twae
Tae buy mair Coulter's Candy.
Poor wee Jeannie's lookin' affa thin,
A rickle o' banes covered ower wi' skin,
Noo she's gettin' a double chin
Wi' sookin' Coulter's Candy.
2006-07-26 00:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by misstake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ock the new wee jimmy puut a Haggis in da aven yer sasanack
2006-07-26 00:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aww ar ye awrite hen? ah bet ye dinnae like it doon there wi awe the english folk likes! tell ye wit, hows aboot ye come hame and we can go and get steemin at the pub? haha
2006-07-26 00:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aye aye ma quine, fit like the day. hoo far awa ar ye fae hame. nivver mine its nearly 'i wickend and yel seen get tae hae sum swallies doon the pub.
2006-07-26 01:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mas 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hiya hen...how the hell are ye? why are ye in england? hae wants tae go there? lol
hoots mon! lol
aye ai ken eh?
oh ah cannae hink ae anymare,lol...
sheer barry tho eh?
ye keep yer chin up hen!!
love ye xxxxxx
2006-07-26 00:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by before&after 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there will always be an england, as long as there is a scotland. cheerio, lass
2006-07-26 00:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Debi K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry mate - not a scott. but i can say that iz love the fact that yous call defibrillators, mighties. bloody magic that is
2006-07-26 00:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Askin 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did more blacks die in Vietnam than did whites?
"Because every time the seargent yelled GET DOWN, all blacks would get up and start dancing, and the enemy shot them."
2006-07-26 00:26:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋