I may not be very big, but I make up for it by not lasting very long.
Wait... I think that came out wrong.
Anyways, I also have an over abundance of hair so you can't even see it. It can't even get hard. It isn't even thick (thinner than my pinky). It smells really bad too. I think I have a fungus there. Also, to top it all off, I have a horrible personality and I'm incredibly ugly. You can't even say I'm a nice guy. I'm a complete jerk.
I also have a huge nose. You know the saying, guys with big noses have big... well with me, this isn't true.
I have to stuff my pants with a pack of certs. It can be used as floss. I can fit it in between the strings of a guitar with plenty of room to move around. When I was born, everyone in the delivery room, including my parents, bursted out laughing. When I get really cold, I can cover it up with a penny.
2006-07-26 00:10:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You are probably the finest man since sliced white bread. I'm sure you are hung like a bull. that body is beyond perfect. Nice try.
2006-07-26 00:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by LadyRedWild 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 00:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen Love It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. You don't have to be big you just need to know how to work it to compensate for it What type of cut hurts the most a paper cut right? Now they are small as hell so just practice on your stroke women don't wanna be hurt we wann feel good!
2006-07-26 00:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Danette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the problem ? Use your nose!
And be careful not to step on the low-hanging nut. Cracking nuts sounds terrible (especially your own).
By the way, if you're only two inches, how big is your dick?
2006-07-26 00:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by ranietsd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you even alive, because sometimes personality covers for a few flaws but you're a jerk too.
2006-07-26 00:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by yarisgp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's someone for everyone: You just have to look in the right places to find her. SInce you are dealing in fantasy -- you must look in a fantasyland to find your mate. Try OZ, if you don't find her there, then try NEVERLAND, or WONDERLAND.
2006-07-26 00:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible.Cannot see anyway to help you. Get yourself some drugs and just forget everything.
2006-07-26 00:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow you sound hot! If I wasn't married I'd ask for your phone number! LMAO!!!
2006-07-26 04:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you certainly do have a problem but it's not the size of you're knob it's more a case of you being a knob head
2006-07-26 00:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by llinos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R U sitting on keyboard????
2006-07-26 00:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by question bank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋