try to keep it clean.
2006-07-25 22:42:42 · 11 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
In days of olde
when knights were bold
before toilets were invented
they left their loads on the roads
and walked away contented
2006-07-25 22:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Back in the way back when some of my crew were riding Harley's this little ditty was written in a stall at a biker bar that I was taken too. Man what a night that was! Anyway here it is.
When I drop a load out my #ss
I like to pass a little gas
It clears my hole
and dries the bowl
And shows I have a lot of class
Man those bikers, always a party! I'm sorry if I've transgressed the keep it clean request, yet the theme in this quip does mention cleanliness so.........
2006-07-26 06:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the ceiling note about "good poo" but writing it could be a problem, unless you're pretty tall or want to risk taking a dip in the bowl.
For over the urinal, how about ....
"YOU HOLD THE FUTURE IN YOUR HANDS"
or
"MORE THAN THREE SHAKES IS PLAYING WITH IT"
2006-07-26 06:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breakfast is now served biotchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with an arrow pointing at the toilet oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2006-07-26 05:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by raul b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Draw a couple of 3D cubes.Then write beneath
"Balls by Picasso"
2006-07-26 05:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by morasice17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol from the looks of things people haven't been keeping it exactly clean have they!
2006-07-26 07:13:27 · answer #6 · answered by Hani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write on the ceiling:
"Your poo must feel real good if you're looking up here."
2006-07-26 05:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who writes on bathroom walls
Rolls his **** in little balls
He who reads those words of wit
Eats those little balls of ****
2006-07-26 05:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a good time call '_______' --and fill in your own phone number.
2006-07-26 07:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"To dump is human, to flash devine"
2006-07-26 07:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by RON C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋