Every time I go shopping my soul bothers me to buy things like cake pans and other things relating to baking. I tell it no but it won't listen. People give me that look when I yell at it...
2006-07-25 22:35:53 · 15 answers · asked by Sir Sandwich Slayer 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hate to say this but spare the rod spoil the child - maybe your soul needs a beating.
2006-07-25 22:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by metorido 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sometimes, you just have to pull down it's pants and spank it right there in the baking aisle of the grocery store. You can't worry about what others think, they don't have to take your soul home with them later.
Then again, it could be a Sign. Maybe your soul wants you to worship Bridget, the goddess of baked goods and food service. She's a fiery hottie, a great goddess to be friends with.
2006-07-25 22:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are neurotic compulsions. A good counselor can teach you how to reprogram your mind. By the way, you don't have to give in to those impulses. Make it a habit of denying those impulses. In time they will lose their power. Ignore those impulses. Visualize a garbage can. When the thought comes, then lift up the lid and throw it in the can. Now put the lid on and move on. Every time the thought reappears, just visualize a garbage can. You have already placed it inside.
2006-07-25 22:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to some eastern schools of thought, meditation is the key to controlling the mind. Find a peaceful place to relax, and just think about nothing for a while (harder than it looks, I know). Look up some zen websites in order to get meditiation tips (and don't worry if you are religious, Zen meditation isn't religious in nature and so is compatible with any school of thinking you choose to exercise - in fact, my dad - a Roman Catholic - practises meditation).
2006-07-25 22:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by Bael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, try not to yell in public, it does freak a select few out. Second of all, just make choices. If you make the wrong one, the guilt always gets to me and then I make the better decision next time.
2006-07-25 22:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by lilolynyk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not your soul that is telling you these things it is your wants and your mind. Your soul is what responds to God along with your heart. Can these things help you in any way other that to get fat or waste your money?
2006-07-25 22:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by 421blast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your soul that if your butt gets any bigger from all the baking it's making you do, that one of the two of you are going to have to leave.
2006-07-25 22:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by diasporas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your soul to go on a diet. What is all this reference to yourself as your "soul" ? That's weird.
2006-07-25 22:48:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you have a sole and it wants to tell you something maybe if you do as they ask something big will come out of it never deny your soles request there is always a message in what they want you to do. and if you do as they ask you will know the truth .
2006-07-25 22:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by lois k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire someone to kick you in the balls whenever you buy cake.
2006-07-25 22:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋