I'd been with this guy for about 6 months, and we decided we were ready...
When I got to his house, there were flowers on the bed, and candles etc... really romantic! As we started kissing I noticed he was shaking, and when I asked why, he told me it was because he was still a virgin (at 26!!). That freaked me out a bit, and made me a bit nervous. When we got to the bed, we sort of rolled over together, and in my nervous state, I fell off the bed, dragging him with me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I landed on his arm and broke it.
Instead of romance, we spent the night in A&E...
My mate has a worse one, and I'll take it upon myself to tell: She'd liked this guy for ages, and finally got him to her bed, they were quite drunk, but having a good time, when all of a sudden (while kissisg) she just threw up all over him. I never saw it, but she told me! Poor guy! They never did start a relationship!
2006-07-25 21:39:27
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answered by Krissyinthesun 5
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With a guy that had a great body but was too "small". We didn't manage to keep it up for more than 5 seconds each time and he didn't even care to keep me satisfied in any other way. Never happened to me again - luckily!
2006-07-25 21:39:31
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answered by Lalaith 2
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um... my younger sister pleasuring herself with my co.ck inside a cubby house we made in the living room when we were both really really young. i don't know how she got the idea, but she seemed to know more about what to do with it than me!
i was like, ew
she was saying it was so nice lol!
we had been doing the doctors and nurses type thing all little kids do
after that i didn't let her near my willy !
other than that, sex has been GREAT
i love sex
2006-07-25 22:05:38
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answered by Smegma Stigma 4
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I had 2 bend over & touch my toes while my boyfriend penetrated me from behind.As he thrusted in & out my vagina made fahting sounds & I kept saying SORRY!.I ended up appologising right through sex..pretty embarrassing!
2006-07-25 21:35:40
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answered by pelexi(",) 2
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Gettin felt up in front of 100 or so people!
2006-07-25 21:34:18
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answered by Anonymous
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her snatch smelled like something died.I couldnt get the smell off of my fingers. When I got home I even tried bleach and the smell was still there.
Good thing I didnt eat it.
2006-07-25 21:33:39
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answered by Anonymous
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You couldn't handle the truth. So no I'm not your Pops
2006-07-25 21:43:21
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answered by Ion 1
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With that amaetuer dog!! It should be trained properly.
2006-07-25 21:31:54
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answered by Junk Head 3
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the 1st time sucked
2006-07-25 22:08:21
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answered by Eerin 6
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nope
2006-07-25 21:30:26
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answered by tokala 4
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