2006-07-25 21:17:22 · 9 answers · asked by Sonny M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I saw video of one drunk guy being arrested for drunk driving. The best part was that he was on a lawnmower.
2006-07-25 21:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by kman252 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: The night I met my bf. I just walked up to him and snogged him, I didn't even know if he had a girlfriend or not!! Then, on his way to the bathroom, I accosted him and kidnapped him in the ladies for about 45 minutes. I don't remember much of this, but he has reminded me frequently!! I thought I'd lost out on my chance with him, but the next day he asked my boss for my phone number and he called me and asked me out!! He said he thought I was "sweet and funny, but a bit forceful" - we've been together over a year now!
Someone else 1: A certain girl who I went out to party with once got really drunk and kissed some guy who was 30 years her senior at his stag do, THEN, while walking back, (in an expensive part of town), she started hitting every single car she saw, really nice cars, and trying to set off the alarms. Then she promptly threw up everywhere. Nice
Someone else 2: Was when a male friend of mine decided to get up on the bar and sing and dance. In his underwear. It was awful, as he is slightly on the large side (well, more than slightly). The worst part was while he was trying to hit the high notes in the Titanic song, he pooed himself right there on the bar - in his white underwear!! He didn't go out for a few weeks after that, and we've never let him live it down!
2006-07-25 21:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most embarrassing thing I've seen someone do while they were drunk was drink a pint of Greygoose, take 4 Benedryl tablets, smoke 2 cigarettes in 1 or 2 minutes? get in bed for a good 30 minutes, fall asleep, get up in the middle of the night, ge out of the bed, pull down his pajama bottoms, and piss in front of the bedroom doors. But only to shake off the access pee, pull his pajama bottoms back up, climb back into bed and go to sleep. So, in disbelief..I woke him up and asked him" fool, do you know what you just did? explained to him of course and he says "Oh! it's okay" and laid the fruck back down. Then when morning came, I told him again, made him get down on his knees, and clean it up and he hasn't dranked since. Dude, glad you asked this question, because I've told my homegirls..but now I'm telling it to the world. Much love dog.
Real talk: let sleeping dogs lie, but never sleep with angry ones. Especially if their sexually frustrated
2006-07-25 21:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by amissirrahc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, I've got SO many "drunken idiot" stories, I could write a BOOK!
One, in particular, stands out in my memory. About 15 years ago, me & my EX-husband went up north to visit his family. He got real drunk & passed out in a chair in the living room, while I sat up watching Saturday Night Live. His parents went off to bed.
Well, when SNL was over, I tried to wake him up so we could go to bed. Instead - the drunken bufoon staggered off blindly into their KITCHEN by mistake, where he promptly opened up their OVEN - and proceeded to start PISSING in it!!!!!!
I caught him in the act, and started yelling at him to STOP! He then made his way over to the KITCHEN SINK, where he continued. By this time, his step-mother had woken up, and could see that I had a real problem on my hands. Of course, I was MORTIFIED!! His dad, on the other hand, slept through the whole thing, and REFUSED to believe his son had a drinking problem.
This sort of crap continued, until I FINALLY broke free & got a divorce. Best thing I ever did!
2006-07-25 21:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once while I was drinking water in a grand party I poured them into my nose accidentally and I coughed, sneezed etc... and my eyes turned red. Looked like an idiot ....
2006-07-25 21:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went 2 da toilet 2 vomit & fell asleep on it(da toilet).My "friends"took pics & sent them 2 my boyfriend.I felt so embarrassed i never drank for a month,too scared I'd repeat history!
2006-07-25 21:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by pelexi(",) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they got butt naked and started dancing around the house. omg it wuz nasty but funny. the person didn't even remember it the next day but was so embarrassed
2006-07-25 21:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by NatCat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy started throwing up and then he started taking his clothes off. i just watched...
2006-07-25 22:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Eerin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont drink. ha! ha! ha!
2006-07-25 21:21:13 · answer #9 · answered by hsarora47 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋