What are you thinking right now?

Question

weirdest thought gets ten...

Answer 1

Thinking of quiting my job, starting new life even it means all over again, going home right now, what I want to do later, arguing with my boss letting all the frustration out; thinking of thank goodness there is yahoo answer to play with, thinking of how I going to make it next month with little pay and lot of debt; thinking of getting a offical divorce; thinking of when would I love again; thinking of why I think so much, why I can't just be simple mind and be happy; thinking of how I going to live with bipolar for the rest of my life; thinking of is there hope and happiness for me; thinking of when will my boss catch me playing yahoo answer! Opps...

Answer 2

Why didn't the Mother Hips sing "Figure 11" at the concert when the fans kept yelling it out?

Do they want to disappoint their fans? Did they have to follow their song list due to contractual obligations? Did they forget the song lyrics or tune? Does the song bring up bad memories for them?

What's the deal?

Answer 3

Mine isn't weird at all. I'm thinking that I hate myself and everyone else does too. Can't shake the damn thought, no matter how hard I try. I've thoroughly convinced myself that my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore, that I've changed somehow into someone he doesn't like and that he'll leave me soon or cheat on me. I hate myself for thinking that too. It's a vicious circle.

Answer 4

I am thinking what if I knew u and we became friends..we would go 2 movies, everywhere..cuz am really bored rite now..what if we went 2 a niceeee place where u've got all sorts of games, food, etc..!

Answer 5

That there are some real losers on yahoo answers. Maybe people should have to take an IQ test before they are qualified to ask questions and especially before they can answer them.

Answer 6

Not weird but what is really on my mind:

It is almost 1am and I really want to do something. I can't go to the store (which is open) to buy groceries (which I need to do if I want to have breakfast) until my clothes are done being washed.

Answer 7

Wall, shutt, funny yu ast thet questen.
Ya cee, ah jist got this here conraptun and heear ah am makin frends ahreddy.
So houddy. Ya cee wot happen t'other day is thet mah fren on 'tother side a me cam over ta mah place, an ah was a tellin him how i's a havin trubble countin mah chikeens.
so ole Ned, ats his name yu kno, an ennyway ole Ned says ta me, ya kno he talks funni theta way, and he seys ta me, yu kno wat yu need is a pee cee. An ah kuick lik sez now yu lisen up thar, wehn ah pee ah don want kno one ta cee.,

Wal he finally splaind abot this here contraptun.

Ya cee mah cheekins was givem me a problem trian ta keep kount. Lemme splain at. Mah other friend cud count and so ah tole him iffen ah's ta build a box and put them cheekins in the box, then he cud tell me how many cheekins fit in the box.

So he tole me thet this hre box cud hold 10 cheekins and thatta ways ah cud count mah cheekins. By gole it worked. So, tuther day ah;'s puttin cheekins in the box and thar was 10 cheekins.
So ah tuk out them cheekins and put in anothur box ful, and now ah had 20 cheekins.

Yu kno, ah never knu ah had 150 cheekins.wal, ahs so tard countin cheekins, ah quit and ahm gonna count agin tamarra.
and iffen ah larn how ta use this here contrapshun ah kin count mah cheekins on this here pee cee.
G'nite ya'll

Answer 8

My scalp is a little itchy. Maybe I should lay off the whiskey for a week.

Or maybe it's just the Aussie.

Which did I drink? Which did I shampoo with?

Crap.

Answer 9

Im thinking about why the heck my dog rolled around in poo today when we went for a walk. Im baffled, and Im thinking "Do I still smell like poo from washing her off?"

Answer 10

Sorry, I'm hungry and that's all I can think about at the moment. Signing off so I can have my dinner.