OK I am on a mission, I am at work going on 10 hours-getting a bit loopy what should I build and or create?

Question

I have access to the following:
Endless paper clips
Endless paper
Highlighter of every color
Sticky notes-lots-but yellow only
A copy machine
A fax
A Printer
2 dry erase boards and markers
A laminator
Lots of plastic forks
1 desk sized fan
4 computers
2 rolls of Caution tape
3 phone book
10 rolls of scotch tape
6 staplers
1 box of staples (go figure hun?)
1 coat rack
1 pair of bolt cutters

Ideas?

Answer 1

Ok, what you want to do is hang the dry erase boards from the coat rack, print out some articles from yahoo news and use various colors of highlighter to form a code that resembles death threats to coworkers. Laminate these, add post it notes near selected highlighted words and letters and scotch tape paperclips that are bent to resemble guns, knives, swords, etc. to the post it notes forming pentagrams (using the bolt cutters where necessary). display these on the dry erase boards.Then, make copies of your hand forming various sign language words that spells out “thy time has come sinners;” you can look up the sign language on the computers. Now, open the phone book to the guns and ammo distributors page; put the desk fan on it to hold the page; tape a plastic fork to each blade so that they sound off on the frame when you turn it on; and then make some paper dolls, write a coworkers name on each, hang them by the neck with the caution tape, tie them off to the fan so that they will blow in the breeze when you turn it on. You might also want to highlight some gun imagery on the phone book to call attention to the page. All that’s left is to fax your sign language hands with an English translation scribbled on it in blood to every fax machine in the company, turn on the fan, and await the police to come and “end your shift.”

Answer 2

Take the endless paper clips and use them as hooks for the paper curtain you are getting ready to make
Attaching them to the
2 dry erase boards

Use the highlighters to create design on the endless paper
This will be used as a stage and the curtains are the back ground

And about 4 computers set the stage for them for they will be blondes
Use all that yellow sticky note paper making strips by the use of tape you can crumble it as well
applying it to the other paper to give the blonde look different hair style
I hope u have hella paper

Give the pc a face of woman making eyes, and faces and lips
Use lamininating machine to laminate the paper that you will use as lips so it will have a lip gloss affect

remember the 4 computers will become dumb blondes no offence I am a blonde also
have the fan on low to blow the hair in the so called wind

the forks are hair ornaments, so design them well
The coat rack can be the mic for the blondes
telling their i own jokes finally
( enough have been told about them )

The bolt cutters is a part of the joke
you will tell a joke saying something like

why did the Handcuffed man buys bolt cutter at Wal-Mart
the answer ..... so he could be caught
I mean really
anyone wearing hand cuffs, buying bolt cutters is setting
himself up
this time it is the blondes telling the joke
And everything else. well that is up to u
what a hard damn thing to .

Answer 3

Working at FedEx Kinkos?

Answer 4

make little flying ufo out of the paper and use the computer to get some shapes then use the fan to make them fly

Answer 5

make a tower of crap and like name it be creative with it or just sit there and make paper clip and staples jewelry lol

Answer 6

Build a timemachine!

Answer 7

easy. a scale model of your office (i take it you're in an office). with little paper clip people and all. i would have such fun with all those materials!!

Answer 8

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Answer 9

check on Mazezine

Answer 10

just go rub one off in the bathroom and be done with it!