I can't take this crap anymore. Small children are frightened of me and when I go to Sizzler, they make me eat in the broom closet. I've also been drinking alot lately since the ol'shop shut down back in '92.
How can I once again be part of a functioning society?
2006-07-25 20:22:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
well. there's always the option of a good ole paper-bag-over-the-face....for you...
man. you really are pretty hidious. i'd make that a rush order on the bag.
good luck man.
er...elf man...
guy.
2006-07-25 20:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by lighting goddess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out!!! Eventually people will get used of you and you'll become an ordinary sight to them. When they tire, they will stop.
Boost your self-esteem. Believe in yourself. The beauty of a person is found in the inside.
There are worst faces than yours.
2006-07-26 03:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...looks like the problem faced by the hero of "THE MAN WHO LAUGHS" written by Victor Hugo.
... learn to ignore & don't crave for being a part.
2006-07-26 03:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a sex change, become a muslim so you have an exuse to rap that sh*t up and you will be straight.
2006-07-26 03:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by faqsheepdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tough luck. I guess you have to move to china where everyone else looks like that
2006-07-26 03:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
society is cruel...and you are unusual. What kind of punishment do you want?
2006-07-26 03:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋