What's the best way to get a gator off your property?

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What's the best way to get a gator off your property?

2006-07-25 18:38:14 · 5 answers · asked by go UCLA bruins! 3 in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Houston

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Shotgun blast to the head (two to be safe) and then fire up the barbecue and enjoy, the tail is a little tough so cut it into small pieces.....Hope you mean an alligator, if not please disregard the advise :).

2006-07-25 18:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Call a gator hunter...You may have a hard time in Houston but try..DO NOT do anything ur self.

2006-07-26 01:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by NARC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Open up a luggage/boot making company in the basement.

2006-07-26 01:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by 3DDD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Call pest control.

2006-07-26 01:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by corbeyelise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Put his tail in the freezer !

2006-07-26 01:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Gizmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋