If you were the president of USA what will be your first 5 orders?

Answer 1

1) I would help my people first: Give 40-acres & a mule
to all Black people. Eliminate rich/poor stigma..
2) End the war and bring our troops back home.
3) Make every citizen of the USA sign papers
that if they spoke one word against another ethnic
group, they would be banished forever .
4) Make all immigrants speak English in the workplace.
5) Make everyone worship God and abide by
the 10 Commandments.

LOL, I'm being humorous!!! Laugh with me... okay?

Answer 2

1.Since we are sending so much money to Israel, which you know is on middle eastern grounds, I order you to send the same amount of money to Lebanon. Let's see what would happen if both sides were treated equally?

2.Stop censorship of all media in the United States.

3.A biased media network will have to pay a fine.

4.Stop all foreign policies and turn them into peace with Human Being rather than creation of Profit.

5.and Since I am George Bush, I will ask for forgiveness from god!

Answer 3

1. Close the southern border with Mexico, and give serious consideration to sealing the border with Canada.

2. Start deportation of illegal aliens as their illegal status is discovered, no matter how long it takes, no matter how long they have been in the USA illegally. They are criminals. Those who employ them are criminals.

3. An end to birthright citizenship for children born to parents who are in the USA illegally.

4. Announce to the Islamo-facist world that the USA will randomly destroy one of their cities for each act of terrorism committed against the USA by Islamo-facists.

5. Repeal most gun laws and enact a death sentence for those who commit a serious crime using a gun.

Answer 4

1. Kill Bin Laden at all costs, no more excuses. Do whatever it freak'n takes
2. Systematic Plan to get out of Iraq ASAP. Again, no more excuses.
3. Pressure industry to pursue alternative fuel products, not oil/coal. And I mean REAL pressure and incentives. Electric cars should be EVERYWHERE right now, and there are virtually none.
4. Repair all the damage that Bush did with foreign relations
5. Kill Bush (j.k.)

Answer 5

1) Review gun licence requirements
2) Make protesting illegal
3) Pull all troops out of Iraq and appologise to all middle eastern contries for George Bush's *ickhead actions
4) Give millions of dollars to Australia for no reason
5) Tell Paris Hilton she's an idiot.
6) Lower fuel costs
7) Tell morons to stop posting stupid questions on Yahoo! Answers
8) Take control of the Internet

Answer 6

1. Self Destruct
2. Self Destruct
3. Self Destruct
4. Self Destruct
5. Self Destruct

Answer 7

1. spell english words the same way as they do in England.
2. eat salads (lose the weight)
3. get me a beer
4. get all the soldiers out of conflicts that don't concern the USA.
5. shoot Tony Blair

Answer 8

1. Nuke Syria and Iran
2. Cut taxes
3. cut spending
4. execution orders for all those at Gitmo
5. Leave the modern day viking organization, otherwise known as the UN

Answer 9

Stop funding Israel
Ban the death penalty
Get all soldiers out of Iraq/Afghanistan/everywhere else
Make healthcare free for all
Tell Blair what a p**** he is!

Answer 10

Get me my footie-Pj's, my Barney tape, a pizza, a coke, and one of those cool Nintendos. You said if I were George W. Bush right?