My little fudgepacker of a kid had orientation at a private school that I have no idea he was able to get in to..well the introduction to the school and the teachers was getting boring and the food was horrible who eats cheese and crackers with baby carrots?? anyway i went wandering around the school..I came across the copy room.before i could contain myself i pulled my pants down and made copies of my butt.It was the most beautiful and glorious thing that I have or anyone has seen..thankfullyIt was still going when i left i wanted to use up all the paper which looked like it was like at least 500 sheets..I know that it was immature but i was bored..i just hope that they wont blame me because i was the fattest guy there and i was gone for about 45 minutes because that would be wrong..
2006-07-25 18:14:48 · 6 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Higher Education (University +)
Well I don't know why you did it unless you subconsciously want your son kicked out of the school before he even starts. Perhaps you are jealous of him or feel threatened that he will think he's better than you.
I'm surprised you didn't break the machine when you sat on it.
2006-07-26 03:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to these people! Those teachers and administrators are going to go into that copy room, see all those copies of your fat @ss floating around, and they are going to laugh their @sses off -- you have provided quality entertainment for all, and ensured that your son will do well at the school. The poor kid might be embarassed as hell, but he's probably used to your antics by now.
2006-07-26 04:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I was at my third-grader's school play/ PTA meeting. They sang "Wind Beneath My Wings. (I am about to lose it right here and now just thinking about this)
I got the giggles, and sat there and tried to control myself till the tears streamed down my face. I lost it so bad I had to run out the Exit and retch with laughter outside.The Yuppie parents all stared at me when I came back in.
2006-07-27 03:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L0L. Way to take a risk. You were bored out of your mind so you had to do something to entertain yourself. You couldn't help it.
2006-07-25 18:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you did it , you tell me. I am not in control of you mind , you are....of course If I had super powers to control your mind , and others...fun , fun , fun :D .
2006-07-25 18:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have quite an imagination=)
2006-07-25 18:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋