i farted in the middle of school and luckily everyone looked at the guy next to me
2006-07-25 17:48:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was 10 years old in a gymnastics class learning how to do something on the balance beam. I was laying on it, my coach was helping me so i wouldnt fall. She was helping me pull my legs over to do a flip and as my *** was close to her face it just came out and man did it stinkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!
2006-07-25 17:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by gingin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
during a wedding while being a groomsman. luckily it was a silent fart and only the rest of the groomsman and the minister smelled it. Had a great laugh after wards and the bride never found out. but then again I doubt she would of cared to much she and I used to have belching contest back in college.
important note never ever eat Mexican before a wedding
2006-07-25 17:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by graywolph82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was not me, but when I was in 4th grade this girl let 1 rip during those stupid cats tests, you know the ones we used to have to take at the end of the year and then she apologized for it, she actually said excuse me, well that was good manners but I think I would have just sat there and said nothing, you know how mean kids are. That happened over 18 years ago and I still remember that it was a very funny moment.
2006-07-25 17:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Farted in a trumpet while in the middle of a footbal field while in front of 1000 people, humility. Too many echoes.
2006-07-25 18:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by Scatman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The very last time I thought Farting was a cardinal Sin.
Now I do not get embarassed,
It just saddens me that people think like that, wether they want you to feel that way or you already feel that way--not just you, just people in general.
2006-07-26 19:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In 11th or 12th grade, I fell asleep in study hall. I think I farted and that's what woke me up. You know how quiet study hall is!! Since I really didn't hear it, I tried not to let it bother me. I was still half asleep.
2006-07-25 17:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by lkjgfyfukh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to fart it isnt embarassing. Hell I go into a mall and pass couples and fart just for the hell of it I think farting is funnier than hell. LMAO
2006-07-25 17:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know those standardized tests schools force people to take? Well, in the middle of the math portion, I had to let one go and I figured I could do a silent-but-deadly...and I attempted. I did not know that my chair would cause it to echo...it did...all around the room...from dead silence...I put my head down to hide my blushing...and I'm Black...I don't blush...
2006-07-25 17:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by themaestro7400 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the middle of a office meeting
2006-07-25 17:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once let loose the rankest fart ive ever smelled while i was banging my girlfriend.
2006-07-25 17:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋