How may I exceed your exacting standard of incompetence?

Answer 1

Move into a trailer park and watch more Jerry Springer, and get a bit part on Cops (Marlboro, Miller or Old Swil, and cell phone in hand required for audition. Cell phone need not be activated, just pretend it is).

Answer 2

1) Make sure your questions are poorly worded, misspelled, and imprecise. Be vague about what you're really asking for, and include pages and pages of useless cruft in the "Additional details" section. Alternatively, ask your question in the form of an incomplete sentence and leave no additional details at all!

2) When you answer a question, try not to exceed three or four words. Say the most obvious and/or sarcastic thing you can think of. If you must go over four words, then...

3) Do not make sense. Write poorly in incomplete sentences with no coherent theme. Say things that not only are incorrect, but which are nearly indecipherable gibberish.

4) Actively answer questions in topics which you know nothing about, deride and hassle people who ask questions on topics with which you are very knowledgeable. And last, but not least...

5) Make sure that whatever you write is inflammatory and ignorant, do not be afraid to express your full bigotry, stupidity, and total dearth of worth as a human being.

Answer 3

Oh I believe Argon is right on the money!

One more suggestion......misinterpret the question and write an answer that is totally irrelevant. That'll do it every time! ;)

Oh and P.S. ........

If you can't think of an answer......just write: "Thanks for the 2 points." I tingle everytime I read that.

Answer 4

well darling you dont need to prove that, i'll just take your word for it ok?

Answer 5

just devolve a tad more and you'll have it, hon.

Answer 6

by choosing my answer...duh

Answer 7

too easy....KEEP TALKIN