2006-07-25 17:05:46 · 26 answers · asked by real_sweetheart_76 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you have ta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
2006-07-25 17:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Guzzy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she went to a restuarant, looked at a menu and said "OK!"
Yo momma's so fat she went bungee jumping, and went straight to hell
Yo momma is so black, when she stands up against a white wall, people think she's a hallway.
Yo Momma Is So Hairy Her Nipples Have Afros
Yo momma is so old she has an autographed Bible from Jesus.
Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so black, she gets tattoos done with chalk.
I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY
I STING LIKE A BEE
I SLEPT WIT YO MOMMA
AND NOW IT HURTS TO PEE!
haha a couple of those we're a kinda lame, but they are all around good :)
2006-07-26 00:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by okpoizzle09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a couple. (they are not in order)
1.yo mama's so hairy she has afros on her nipples>(kinda gross but funny)
2.yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
3.yo mama's so stupid she got locked into a matress store slept on the floor.
4.yo mammas so poor her house is so small when you walk in your in the back yard.
5. yo mama's so fat her thighs stop moveing 3 days after she does.
2006-07-26 00:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by dubblehugs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is like a bowling ball -- she gets picked up , fingered, and thrown in the gutter
2006-07-26 00:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kimmiepooh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is ragu.
Yo mama is like the ocean, large, wet, and full of cubans.
2006-07-26 00:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dumbass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Vulgar, but funny!
2006-07-26 00:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by lotsayorks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the whales sing "We are family."
Your mama is so dumb that when she asked me what jeans I was wearing, I said "Guess" and she said "Levi's".
Your mama is so fat that when she steps on the train tracks, the warning lights go on.
lol.
2006-07-26 00:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by ???? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama soo stupid she got locked in a super market and starved to death
2006-07-26 00:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by systematic_rebellion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street and i sez to her "mamma what are you doing?'
she said "moving"
2006-07-26 00:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by SK8TERGURL~1~NOT~ 2/davesslave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is like a casino poker in the back and liquer in the front
2006-07-26 00:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by Derek M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so greasy you could light her *** hairs on fire and cook fries.
2006-07-26 00:08:27 · answer #11 · answered by squeky_200416 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋