Mine is that I paid a nice complement to a lady and she sneered at me and said 'flatery will get you nowhere'. I replied 'You flatter yourself if you think I want to get anywhere'.
2006-07-25 16:36:48 · 9 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Hmm. how about you're ugly. Im fat, I can diet?
Or, the only way you can get the dog to play with you is to tie a pork chop around your neck.
2006-07-25 16:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by D'oh! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Benadryl 50 mm
2006-07-25 23:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by divacobian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had this drill Sargent who liked to say "If you had three heads you would be a 3 headed dumbie"
2006-07-25 23:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by Augie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gonna take your momma out on a nice walk, and take her to a nice seafood resteraunt , give her a lift home give her a kiss on the cheek
and then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN
2006-07-26 01:29:23 · answer #4 · answered by Osie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone texted this to me......If your ever looking for a job you should try the corn field ...their always looking for a good hoe.....
2006-07-26 01:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by delta_college_chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 fingers to the lips and blow a kiss.
2006-07-26 01:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to say 'f*cking c unt'
2006-07-25 23:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello? Pot? This is the kettle calling.....
2006-07-25 23:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Quarter Midget Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pleasant dreams..
2006-07-25 23:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by KT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋