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Question

can u create a story or a poem with the starting word IF?
Let's see how much creative you are!

Answer 1

If u kiss her, ur are not a gentlemen
If u don't, u r not a man
If u praise her, she thinks u are lying
If u don't, u r good for nothing
If u agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If u don't, u r not understanding
If u make romance, u are an experienced man
If u don't, u r half a man
If u visit her too often, she thinks it is`boring
If u don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If u r well dressed, she says u r a playboy
If u don't, u r a dull boy
If u r jealous, she it's bad
If u don't, she thinks u don't love her
If u attempt a romance, she says u don't respect her
If u don't, she thinks u don't like her
If u r minute late, she complains it hard to wait
If she is late, she says it's a girl's way
If u visit another, she acucuses you of being heel
If she is visited by another, oh it's natural, we r girls
If u kiss her once in a while, she professes u r cold
If u liss her too many times, she yells that u r taking advantage
If u fail to help her to crossing the street, you lack ethics
If u do, she thinks it's just oneof the man's tactics
If u stare at other, she accuse u of flirting
If she is stared by other, she says that they just admiring
If u talk, she wants u to listen
If u listen, she wants u to talk
Oh God! u created those creatures called "Women"
So Simple, yet so complex
So Weak yet, so powerful
So Confusing, yet so desirable
Oh Lord tell me what to do AMEN.

Answer 2

If I were real, I would eat cheese
If this would give me glees
If many people I would please
If I cared to eat a roach
If I ate an egg thats poached
If I were a little duck
If I really were a shmuck
If I tasted potting soil
If I played with heating coils
If I licked an elephant's ear
If I were to say "come here"
If you were a marching band
If you only used your hands
If you shot a question mark
If you drove through the park
If kids all wore masks
If in the sun parrots bask
If I were on a pirate ship
If I were to smoke dip
If I ate a banana peel
If my chimpanzee learned to squeal
If If could start a poem
If would chase me away from home.

If this is THE END.

Answer 3

If i knew this would have happened
i would have drowned
let myself fall into a puddle of Crown
i would have run far far away from here
to that secret place and shed my tears
if i knew that this town was a town of hell
i would have taken it and burnt it as well
i would have blown it apart, it and my self
if i knew that today was going to be so bad
i would have stayed in my bed
i would have taken a med
i hate this place, this pain and fear
of not having help, not having you here
if i would have know you were gonna take my heart
i would have taken this knife and torn you apart
instead i know whats going to happen after i take it to my wrist
so instead ill say i love you and give you one last kiss.

Answer 4

If I had a one million dollars, I would have travelled all of India Pakistan and Sri Lanka,
If I had two million dollars, I would take a cruise around the world.
and also travelled India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka ..plus the Nepal and Bangladesh.
If I had three million dollars, I would do all of above plus guided tour of all of Europe and Russia.
If I had four million dollars I would seek special lesson on fly a plane and travelled the North America, plus all of above.
If I had a five million dollar, I would .....Of course I could keep going on and on for ever plus sit and answer all questions on Yahoo.

Answer 5

if jason tells mark that he is in love with Mark's wife all hell breaks lose. Until we find out that Mark's son is actually jason's son. The Kicker, Jason's daugter is Mark's wifes brothers child. So sunday all the men step out to a dual, The question is who will dual with whom first? Should Mark and Jason Dual first, Or should Mark's wife's brother and Jason dual first. Who will live? Is there a way that Mark's wife can stop this monstrocity and save her Husband who she dearly loves and the father of her child. Should she shoot her brother who she hates and Jason's wife who she hates more.

Oh what a tangled web we weave

Answer 6

I wrote a short story before, which started with "If..." However, it is still unpublished so I'm not posting it here until I can get a copyright on it.

Answer 7

If I could only breach your core
you would love me even more
the pain might leave a sore
but i'd kiss the hole I tore;
I had to reach your core
to love you ever more.

Answer 8

If I were you I'd tie my shoe

To not fall on my face

But I'm not ayou nd have no shoe

Is that such a disgrace?

Answer 9

If only...
If only I had read him one more bed time story.
If only...
If only I had held him a little longer.
If only...
If only I had made him laugh until he cried.
If only...
If only I had let him play in the rain when he begged me to.
If only...
If only I had one more day with him.


LeAnne

Answer 10

if only the boy knew how to write , he told to him self ican do any thing, because i would be able to read also.