ok so i live right smack dab in the middle of the city but regardless of that fact, every morning a large wildabeast charges through my back door and runs out my front window. he tends to leave "poo poo" trails all over my house!!!!!! i dodnt know how to get rid of him!!!!!!! please help!!!!!
2006-07-25 16:08:34 · 6 answers · asked by ottergirl922 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Dig a 10 foot wide moat around your house, fill it with water, then
put a hungry 14 foot long crocodile in the moat. As the wildebeest
swims across the moat, the croc will grab it and eat him.
It's also a good deterrent for salesmen and trick or treaters
2006-07-25 19:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by curiousgeorge 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Next time he runs through, blast him with your rifle. Butcher and wrap the meat carefully. Grind some of the meat into "wildabeast burger". Freeze the meat and enjoy for months to come.
Good luck with your situation.
2006-07-31 06:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by exbuilder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spread some cyan pepper around the back door area. If he gets some of that in his snoot he won't want to repeat the experience.
2006-07-25 18:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call that Australian guy with the snakes. that should scare the jeepers of of the wildabeast.
2006-07-25 16:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by dimbulb52 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move out and let him/her move in.
2006-07-25 16:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when they do that!!!!!!! LOL
2006-07-25 16:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋