I was woundering if someone could make a poem of Steak.
i need to make 3 and i have 2 done i just need 1 more but i cant think of one
2006-07-25 16:07:54 · 6 answers · asked by Wade 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
O tender steak! thou wast once a cow,
Chewing thy cud as I am chewing thee,
Farting oft as I am farting now--
How not so very different from me!
Once standing tall and lowing in the field,
Now lying on my plate, I stab at thee:
As thou to my fork, so my mind doth yield
To contemplations of mortality.
2006-07-25 17:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by monkey 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about a steak haiku?
Oh, delicious steak
Your grilled smell taunts my nostrils
Gimme a fork NOW!!!!!
2006-07-25 23:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steak Hiaku
Steak laughs at my knife,
It won't release it's flavor
I cooked it too long!
--sorry, best I could do with 1 minute
2006-07-26 01:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by b_friskey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sacred cow,
flanked , chopped, t-boned,filleted.
All for our bbqed enjoyment .
Oh that the stupid beast could taste so good.
Too bad Im vegetarian.
2006-07-25 23:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steak
tender, juicy, delicious,
as i bite into it the juices,
run out
like a stream
delicious steak
how i love thou delicious steak
LOOOLL
that's SO retarded LOL but i made it up
2006-07-25 23:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
interesting lol
2006-07-25 23:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by ss98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋