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Buy her a gift certificate to a lazer Hair removal clinic and have it in a box with a backless dress with a note saying " I love you and want to rub my hands over your smooth face and body while removing this dress.

2006-07-25 16:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by LETICIA P 2 · 1 0

I don't understand the part about her hairy body being hot. Go to the local beauty salon and buy a gift certificate to the value of a whole body wax and give it to her, in a nice card saying you love her, but her natural beauty is flawed, and you do not wish her to hurt my crewel comments others may make about her hirsute appearance. Get the beautician to explain how often she will need to return for treatment, and offer to pay for all sessions required.

2006-07-25 23:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Nofret 3 · 0 0

Your wife should never shave her face and/or her. She should should have it waxed by a cosmetologist every two week.

2006-07-25 22:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by mac3 5 · 0 0

buy a package of disposable razors... hand them to her, don't say anything but do a whole retarded hand motion around your face and back... to let her know that she needs to shave...

2006-07-25 23:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by crazy_pixie_dust 5 · 0 0

tell her to shave her face and back

2006-07-25 22:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Xtasy 2 · 0 0

well you are simply going to have to dig into your pocket and pay for her to have treatment....

2006-07-25 23:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0 0

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