HAVE YOU EVER BARFED on YOURSELF?

Question

and why? drinking? flu? or you can barf just thinking about it?

Answer 1

yea. let me tell you the story:...

Well, three years ago, when i was twelve, my mom ordered a chicken sandwitch w/ a whole bunch of mayonnaise and i do not like the taste of mayonnaise[it just makes me feel sick] next morning, i had this rotten-egg-gassy taste in my throat everytime i burp. i told my mom but she wouldn't listen. so, when her boyfriend comes to take us out to an all-you-can-eat buffet, i was feeling dizzy...like everytime i went up to get some more food to put on my plate, i will get this dizzy feeling in my body. i told my mom that i think i was going to throw up, she STILL doesn't wanna listen. so a few minutes later, i get this SICK hic-up feeling in my throat[like i was hic-uping alot till my stomach started hurting] and the next thing you know...I THREW UP ALLL ON THE TABLE!all you could hear my mom's boyfriend say:"oh my god! go to the bathroom.you just WAISTED allll my money because you threw all your food up" i could see everything i had to eat:watemelon,chicken,pancakes,and all the other stuff i had. it was embarassing too! because the WHOLE side of the resturant was looking at me. so the waitress escorted me to the bathroom.i cleaned my face up. and went back out. on the way home, my mama's bf just kept picking on me.he kept mocking the way my face looked when i threw up, he was making the noise that you make when you throw up "bbwwaah". and it made me feel sick again. but i had to control my sickness by NOT throwing up in his face. all my mind could tell me was "whatever you do, DON'T think about food AT ALLL". but i just couldn't help myself, and the car was making me feel worse. so do you know what happened?

i threw up again! and this time, it wasn't on a table, IT WAS ON MYSELF! my brand new outfit was rrrruined. my mom quickly pulled the car over. i had to clean myself up at a winn-dixie plaza. and as sooon as i walk out the bathroom...oh my GOD!...i threw up AGAIN! boys that were working there was laughing at me and they had to mop it up. and that ends the story of a SICK SICK SICK saturday.

Answer 2

I'm embarrassed to say yes. Several years ago while working an office job, I suddenly felt very nauseated while sitting at my desk. Without much warning, I upchucked on my desk and it rolled off into my lap and on the floor. I quickly cleaned up the mess I made and went home.

Answer 3

well, I didn't but some stranger did:
I often get motion-sick when flying. So this one time, on the way to a week-long vacation in Spain (for which I'd brought only the one pair of shoes that I was wearing on the plane) it hit me too. But I fought it until we landed, ran to the bathroom, disposed of my food and came back out into the lobby: relieved but still queasy. A woman walked by me, stopped and puked on MY suede shoes!
I was torn between feeling like joining her and beating her...
A week vacation in the world's nastiest shoes (I rinsed them with water, but they still looked nasty!) - well, it sure taught me to bring a backup for everything.

Answer 4

yes...
I have barfed on myself a few times...
never on purpose and a few of those times I did not find out about untill I woke up the next morning...
It Happens....

Answer 5

yea, it was pretty wierd and disgusting.I got food poisoning and I felt i was going to barf so i ran to the bathroom when i threw up and then tripped on my own vomit and fell into it. Pretty disgusting and it felt digusting too.

Answer 6

This question is so obsolete, people asked this question so many times, and now here it is again, well yes I have when I WAS sick..by the way thanks for the 2 points..

Want to know what my throw-up looked like,..

It was yellow
It had large clots, and bubbles in it
It smelled really bad like rotten milk and eggs,
very disgusting, right?

Answer 7

That question should read How many times have you barfed on yourself..ANSWEER to many to count...Yes Dear I have...Your friend in Tennessee...ROB

Answer 8

Yes, Along with the bathroom floor

Answer 9

Poo'd on myself onetime
Yeah
Oh I think I puked on myself too that nite
Gah
Damn fish ... everytime I think of that I get sick
Then I made the mistake of eating more of it a few days later
Gah
Im a tard

Answer 10

Yes, and everyone in the world who has ever been an infant has.......... and often........Baby barf...what a joy in life=o)

Answer 11

Me yes i barfted all over myself and all over 4 people and my book bag and everything else like my shoes ! It was so bad ! I was so sick ! This was at school so imagine how embarasing ! This was at the beging of 6th grade !