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Hit on girls. Masturbate. Buy really cute clothes that guys wear. Go to mens' clubs!

2006-07-25 15:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 3 2

A he he....Once I finally got out of the house after the funnest play date one on one I ever had, I would get my MP3 player and play the Bee-Gee's Stayin' Alive and just walk all through my neighborhood like I was THE MAN!!! into the night. Then come home for more play. He he...
"Now you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man. No time to talk!"
LOL

2006-07-25 22:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

This reminds me of Steve Martin's line in "All of Me" (with Lilly Tomlin) where he says if he were a woman, he would stay home all day fondling his own breasts....(lol)

If I were a guy, I would intentionally get lost to see what thought process makes them NOT ask directions!

I would walk around and see if it is really hard for men to truly look woman in the eyes (not a handful of inches lower).

I would see if it is possible to actually listen to an entire conversation with a woman, and not have my mind wander. Then, would I be able to recall what was discussed an hour later!

2006-07-25 22:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Love2Sew 5 · 0 0

Sounds like an old Micheal Chriton booK or might of been a Heinlen i dont know but I'd get as many people to eat me out as possible. I'd go to school and chill in the girls locker room.

2006-07-25 23:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

touch myself and put out, then tell the guy that they r gay and they just tried to have sex with a dude.
P.S. would i be a pretty girl?lol

2006-07-25 22:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by the fonz 2 · 0 0

pee out the window

2006-07-25 22:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I WOULD PEE ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE I COULD STANDING AND SHAKEING!!!
HEE HEE!

2006-07-25 22:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by SUMMER H 1 · 0 0

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