I've ruled out scratching it with my fingers seeing how I eat with them so...hmmm IM SOOOO BEWILDERED!!!!!
2006-07-25 15:04:20 · 15 answers · asked by caramel_blush 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
maybe pull your head out of your **** and it wont itch anymore?
2006-07-25 15:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Simplystunning 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many ways that I could go here.
You could ask a friend but that would have to be a great friend.
You could put on a thong, but then you might find that itchy too.
If you are flexible you could use your feet.
You could by a butt scratcher or some preparation x.
You could use a beday.
You could take a bath or a shower.
Personally I would just do what comes naturally and clean up afterwards.
And, if this is bewildering to you I hope you never have a baby.
2006-07-25 22:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I have found that Vagisil or Vagi-Gard works better than Preparation H or anything else. I know it sounds like your using a medication for the wrong hole (sorry, couldn't think of a milder way to put it) but they actually kind of deaden the area a bit and make the itch go away.
2006-07-25 22:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by makingthisup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
paper towels?
Or maybe you should wash it. That is what usually makes a butt itch in the first place, or do you have something growing there?
You might want to talk to your partner about it. If it is so annoying that you must ask the question on Yahoo!Answers
2006-07-25 23:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by RockStarinTx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is called parasitic/buttworms. Get some anti-parasitic medication. The Colo-nix website has some natural anti-parasitic pills and liquid if that is to your liking. A doctor can help you too.
2006-07-25 22:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by DGV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...I really didn't need that info. And why did you waste 5 perfectly good points on this question? But thanks for the 2 points that I just got! hehe
2006-07-25 22:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by Leni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash it and powder it you've got a rash.
2006-07-25 22:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try (Don't laugh) diaper rash cream. It works for heat rash.
2006-07-25 22:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by Scott E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u sound like my sister! use a pen or pencil or something and throw it away when done
2006-07-25 22:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by predictable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could sit on the floor and move back and forth?
2006-07-25 22:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by Bambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋