favorite movie quotes?

Answer 1

"Shirley you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane!

"Toga! Toga! Toga!"
- Animal House

Two of my all time favorite movies!

Answer 2

Some of my favorites :-)
From Thank you for Smoking:
Nick Naylor: "That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. "

From Garden State:
Andrew Largeman: "You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place. "

Sam: "But what do you do, I can't quit... their insurance is amazing, what do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good."

Answer 3

Game over, man! Game over! -Aliens

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. -The Jerk

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. -The Jerk

Answer 4

Billy Madison:
"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"

Austin Powers:
"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"

Spaceballs:
"I bet she gives good helmet"

Answer 5

I could list them, but then I would bore everyone here.

Let's just say there are hundreds of great quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Answer 6

'No man likes a s l u t for very long and only the worst kind of man will marry one' (as most eloquently spoken by Sidney Portier in To Sir, With Love)

'Mawwidge...Mawwidge is what bwings us togevvahhh...that most bwessed awangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam' (Impressive Clergyman from the Princess Bride)

'Why are you wearing that STUPID MAN SUIT?' (Donnie Darko)

"Saigon. S**T. I'm still only in Saigon" (Apocalypse Now)

"Would you F***me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard...I'd f*** me so hard" (Silence of the Lambs)

"RUN FORREST RUUUUN!" (Forrest Gump)

Answer 7

Assumption is the Mother of all ****-ups

From Under Siege

Answer 8

"...Mary, man, she's different...usually when a woman is that good-looking, she's an a**hole" (Modern Romance)
"...what did you say your'e name is?"
"My name? My name? My name is F*CK YOU!" (Glengarry-Glen Ross)
"Shut the F*ck up Donnie..." ( The Big Lebowski)
"Jesus? That Ni**er still owes me ten bucks..." (Dogma)
Basically, (almost) anything from (most) Mamet, Albert Brooks, Tarentino, Kevin Smith, and a lot of older Woody Allen.
"Why did you stay with me?"
"my analyst told me to break it off, but you were so beautiful, I got a new analyst..." (Manhatten)

Answer 9

That would have to be Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when Bob Barker hit Happy and said,"The Price is wrong *****".Lol that was hilarious.

Answer 10

anything from Pulp Fiction. An excellent representation of a superb Dialogue.

Answer 11

"Tis a scratch"
"It's merely a flesh wound..."
"Come back here you yellow bastards! I'll bite yer legs off!"

Wear a shirt with that on it to a mall and you will have scores of people complimenting you...

And if you don't know what I'm talking about go out and rent Monty Python and the Holy Grail RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!