Who is it and funniest story, an easy ten pts.
2006-07-25 12:48:06 · 20 answers · asked by citizen ex 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I used to be & it wasn't funny - it was tragic. Thank God I am clean & sober today.
2006-07-25 12:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is me. Not Christmas though (I don't celebrate it) but New Year's Eve. My worst was this.
I showed up early (at about 6pm) , got bored, got drunk, passed out, all within about an hour. I woke up and ppl were beginning to arrive for true. I began drinking again, slower. Got real drunk. Passed out again (on the same chair) and woke up like an hour later, near 10:30pm. Started drinking again (don't ask me how I did managed this, but I was a lightweight at the time, and drank a lot of water, and had a lot of bread before it to absorb the alcohol), and got REAL REAL drunk. I was beginning to be obnoxious to people. I slapped a girl i knew on the *** (something that is extremely uncharacteristic of me) when asking her to dance, I danced really badly, then... uh...
Well there was a small tv in the room, placed on a high shelf. I was standing right underneath it and all the other guests, and the two house owners, were standing behind me. I had a glass of champagne in my hand, and was roaring drunk. As the countdown to midnight ended, I screamed something like 'hooray' although it probably was more like 'yeahhh', and tossed the champagne over my shoulder, but held onto the glass. It landed on the two house owners. I was never again asked back to NYE at the Suarez house.
2006-07-25 19:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by TwilightWalker97 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We sure do my uncle in 2001 he came for xmas dinner and got drunk everyone was in the kitchen and dining room getting things ready for the big dinner. he was in the living room all alone sitting in the chair by the tree. He passed out and dropped his lit cigar onto the pine branches of are real live tree. We started smelling smoke. By the time we realized it was the tree it was to late it was all a blaze. We quickly dragged him outside still out cold. The fire department came and helped put out the fire. The living room was ruined as was all the xmas presents. he nevere even woke up when the fire trucks came roaring into the drive way with the sirens going. Dad threw water on him to wake him up. We didn't invite him again LOL
2006-07-25 23:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by cin_ann_43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a Christmas Drunk this last one because me and the wife were split up, it lasted three days and had things like a couple of Sheriffs showing up to serve me papers and I was just tanked. Then the next day a couple of my moms friends showed up, but the one lady had her father in law and he was eighty and he was getting up in the middle of the night and like freaking out cause he couldn't find the bathroom. On Xmas day we waited until after noon to get drunk, that day was kind of a blur I can't really remember what happened that day. The crazy times we have.
2006-07-25 20:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by tre_loc_dogg2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YA! Then we talk about X-Mas story's like the one that go's like this. Twas the night before x-Mas and all threw house everyone felt shitty even the mouse.Mom at the whore house dad's smoking grass I just settled down for a nice piece off ***ss.When out in the lawn I herd such a cladder I jumped up to see what was the matter.Santa came down the chimney with trembling farts I knew the f***ker blew it a part. The stockings where filled with pretzels and beer and big rubber dildo for my brother the queer. Good story's like that one!
2006-07-25 20:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's crazy. My grandpa for one. He'll get drunk fall asleep in the middle of the floor and try to "holla" at a family remember. Then he keps going to the restroom because he has to keep peeing. You can hear him laughing in there. Then one of his sons, my uncles had gotten into a fight and went to jail. Then another uncle, but he doesn't get drunk, he steals food from the walmart on purpose so he can go to jail. I'm normal though :)
2006-07-25 20:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by rosepassions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. But then she decided that she was discriminating against the other holidays. Now she's a Halloween, Kwannza, Hannukah, Passover, Fourth of July drunk...
2006-07-25 22:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by deutschegal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Me. Funniest story? Knoking the tree over and passing out by the fireplace, just before I wet myself.
2006-07-25 21:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Stephen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have drunks for all the seasons and holidays. Too many stories to tell.
2006-07-25 19:51:18 · answer #9 · answered by mark c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting drunk on a religious holiday isn't funny or appropriate at all.
2006-07-26 09:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by Sherry K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes my dad
he play Santa drunk and his pants fell off and pass out in the snow.
i was 7 win this happen
that was my dad the drunk
2006-07-30 03:34:47 · answer #11 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋