if you get this right, ill give you 20 points. straight up.?

Question

who wrote the book "The Westing Game"?

FIRST person to get it right will get the points.

cause other wise, you could look at their answer and whatever.

so yeah.=]

oh and while youre at it, if you can make me laugh (like a joke or something) ill give you 10 points. =]

Answer 1

Here's a good joke:

A young man went to the drug store and picked up some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Hot date tonight?"

"Oh yeah," the kid answered, "Real hot."

That evening, when the kid went to pick up his date, she suggested that he meet her parents, who were playing Monoploy in the living room. After he was introduced to them, she was ready to leave, but he said, "No, I think I'd like to stay and join the game."

After four hours, he decided it was time for him to go home. His date, annoyed by his behavior, walked him to the car.

"Gee, honey," she said sarcastically, "I didn't know you liked to play Monopoly."

"And I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," he answered.

Answer 2

Ellen Raskin

Answer 3

Ellen Raskin

Answer 4

Ellen Raskin

Answer 5

Ok...they answered the question about the author's name so I will try to make you laugh with a joke:

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one.

Answer 6

The author's name is Ellen Raskin.

Answer 7

Love to dear but there's no way of transferring any let alone 5 points to someone,

Answer 8

ellen raskin?

Answer 9

ELLEN RASKIN?

Answer 10

a wrestler