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ROFLMBO!!!! OMG I needed a good laugh.... looks like you'll have to take the blame bud. Sorry. :)

2006-07-25 11:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by sahm2boys 4 · 9 4

You give me two points for no reason and a good laugh!! You say...if someone accuses you say that it was your shoe sliding on the floor, no really or you blame the hottest chick in the area.

2006-07-25 18:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by Juicy Fruit 4 · 0 0

Sounds like you do not have indoor plumbing (as in a bathroom). So, go outside. Let er rip. But for God's sake don't punish other people just because they happen to be there.

Ask your mom why she failed to teach you manners.

2006-07-25 18:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by lcmcpa 7 · 0 0

My dad used to blame a mouse.

2006-07-25 18:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by acholtz@verizon.net 3 · 0 0

sniff like a dog after you do fart

2006-07-25 19:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by MR. 2 · 0 0

Methane emissions are bad for the environment.
So, just put your head between your legs and breathe.

2006-07-25 19:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by ... 3 · 0 0

actually babies are good for that. you just have to smell their diaper and say "oh no you made a stinky!" to get away with it. How about passing the wind and then making a run for it?

2006-07-25 18:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0 0

act your age 4

2006-07-25 18:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by duckky44 3 · 0 0

Blame it on a gas leak.

2006-07-25 18:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have to be either a hillbilly or a redneck or a follower of Osama Bin Laden. Which one?

2006-07-25 18:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by Tony T 4 · 0 0

Proudly Proclaim it your self ... Nobody's Gonna believe you anyway!

2006-07-25 18:56:51 · answer #11 · answered by D B 4 · 0 0

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