I know South Park did this, but I can't remember who won!
2006-07-25 11:37:18 · 17 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Jesus... his entourage of 12 disciples would whip Santa Claus ***.. they might do a driveby "it's Jesus BEEYOTCH"
2006-07-25 12:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't watch the episode, but it would make sense that Jesus would win. The man fasted for over a month! That takes some Chuck Norris-like dedication. Santa would run out of breath way too early in the fight. He's a typical American in that sense.
2006-07-25 12:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by elizabeth_ashley44 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like south park to an extent, but i cant help but send a prayer each time i see Jesus or God on south park. actually, i dont care who would win in the cartoon, but Jesus would win because santa clause is not real, and that Jesus is apart of God and has brought death back to life. santa clause has nothing on that.
2006-07-25 11:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-07-25 11:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by gplay2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Santa never fought in south park. They both fought against the Iraquis I think. They were on the same side.
2006-07-25 11:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by shammy417 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus = drunk homeless guy hired to listen to kids prattle at the Mall
Jesus = dirty Liberal surrender monkey who bent over and let a bunch of guys nail him up on a post
I'll put money on Santa.
2006-07-25 12:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa, because he's lovable. And big. He could take jesus down in an instant.
2006-07-25 11:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus says in Matthew 26:fifty two that "they who stay via the sword shall die via the sword" & in Luke 6:29 "If somebody strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the different additionally" & Santa's a fictional character, so i do no longer see a combat occurring between them interior the 1st place.
2016-11-02 23:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's got to be Santa, because he's the only real one in the pair.
2006-07-25 13:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. He has more power, though on Earth, St Nick really did "byatch slap" another bishop
2006-07-25 11:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋