what is your favorite line from a movie?

Question

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

old school

Answer 1

Would you like a smoke and a pancake, no, cigar and a waffle, no, pipe and a crepe no cigarette and a flapjack no bong and a blintz,no well there is just no pleasing you! Austin Powers Goldmember

Come and get you stuff out of my locker I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore
Napoleon Dynamite

Here's 200 bucks for your car, what wrong with my car, I left some love stains in the back seat, you'll see
Neil Patrick Harris in
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

We're going streaking
Old School

Answer 2

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ******' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ******' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"-Scarface

"Go ahead, make my day." Dirty Harry

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." Godfather

Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. "-Pulp Fiction

Answer 3

I have four that spring to mind right away:

From O Brother: "Well isn't this just a geographical oddity-two miles from everywhere"

From Steele Magnolias" Some one once said' If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me'"

From Pulp Fiction: "Do you see a sign in my front yard that says 'Dead N*gger Storage" ( I just about fell out of the theatre seat)

And from Gone With The Wind :It ain't fittin, it juss ain't fittin".

Answer 4

Let's DO the Time Warp Again- RHPS
Savvy- POTC
'Tis but a scratch- Monty Python
You Better Wise Up Janet Weiss-RHPS
We'll get you a santanic mechanic-RHPS

Answer 5

"The aquaducts" Life of Brian

"Mother's DAMN Cookies!" Double Take

"What does Marcelas Wallace LOOK like?" Pulp Fiction

"Back to shchool." Billy Madison

"Whatever I FEEL like I wanna do, GOSH."
"My lips hurt real bad."
"Do you think anybody wants a roundkick to the head while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!" Napolean Dynamite

"Patch ya later, patchy. Nice patchin with ya!" 8 Crazy Nights

Answer 6

"Hoot": When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do ya do it man? Why? Just some war junkie?" Ya know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

At the end of Black Hawk Down

Answer 7

From the movie The Sweetest Thing- 50% of what people say jokingly is the actual truth. They say it jokingly so they don't leave themselves open for vulnerability.

Answer 8

"If hate were people, I'd be China!", City Slickers.

The bit Mitch said to the kids during the show-and-tell is great too, but too damn long I didn't want to bore everyone.

Answer 9

ohhh ive got lots here some:

Im going to give you the choice, i...never had - (Interview with the Vampire)

Im not a smart man, but i know what love is - (Forrest Gump)

Life is pain! anyone who says differently is selling something - (The Princess Bride)

Answer 10

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash, Army of Darkness