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I believe it's in The Way of the Gun that someones says, "You'd better shut that c*nts mouth before I f*ck-start her head".

Now, who really knows what the means, but I know if someone said it to me I would shut up in a hurry.

2006-07-25 10:33:59 · 25 answers · asked by Nonna 3 in Entertainment & Music Movies

25 answers

"I've had better"

Liar Liar

2006-07-25 10:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Eric R 6 · 2 0

I am wondering whether you have anything better to do than talk all day about put-down lines in the movies, young lady.

In fact, doing that all day could negatively affect your health. Now know this: I don't have scientific proof for that comment, but I do know that whenever I get pissed off, I lose what we Chinese call "Yuan Qi" (original energy). This means that what amounts of energy we might need to save for rainy days ends up in the craphole and not in the place where we need it most when we need it most.

But don;t worry. I'm very certain you will find something or someone to change your attitude or outlook towards life.

If I sounded offensive, my sincerest apologies go out to those of you who are offended by my comments. I hope you found them worthy of your time. Thank you.

2006-07-25 10:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.
-Frech Dude in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

2006-07-25 10:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by Jimee77 4 · 0 0

I like the line in Shallow Hal where Jason Alexander's character, Mauricio, tells Jack Black "There's a reason it's called a quip - not a slooooowpe."

2006-07-25 10:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Eebles 2 · 0 0

"Hey! O'Connel! Looks to me like I've got all the horses!"
"Hey, Benny! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"-----The Mummy

"Oh, hey White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until 8:00. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?"-----Dodgeball

"Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!" (machine gun sounds, rapid fire) "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."-----Home Alone

"I'm over here you big horse's @$$, come and get me before I call the police. "-----Home Alone

2006-07-25 11:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by eaglesfan262003 2 · 0 0

My favorite insult from a movie is 'I'm gonna rip your head off and sh*t down your neck!' - from Stand By Me

2006-07-25 10:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0 0

'Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!'

2006-07-25 10:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0 0

Jack Nicholson In "as good as it gets" When he says:

"go sell crazy somewhere else, we are all full up here..."

2006-07-25 10:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by luckybluebunny 3 · 0 0

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

2006-07-25 10:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My favorite line in any movie would have to be, I am a brat with a butt and a b*tch with fab hair!...lol

2006-07-25 10:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥brunettebabe♥ 1 · 0 0

That is a classic line; it makes me laugh everytime.

2006-07-25 10:36:47 · answer #11 · answered by ME 3 · 0 0

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