Let's see how the symbol of Mad Magazine compares to our nation's president, shall we?
2006-07-25 10:25:48 · 12 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Quit running down Alfred E. Neuman! You shame him when you compare Bush to him. Stop it.
2006-07-25 10:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Alfred E. Neuman is a genius compared to Bush.
Alfred E. Neuman is more popular and would win against Bush if he ran for President.
Alfred E. Neuman looks better than Bush.
Alfred E. Neuman can complete a sentence.
Alfred E. Neuman is taller.
Alfred E. Neuman is thinner.
Alfred E. Neuman is smarter.
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't smoke crack.
Alfred E. Neuman isn't a drunk.
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't like young boys.
Alfred E. Neuman is a stand up character.
Alfred E. Neuman didn't flunk out of school.
Alfred E. Neuman didn't have a major league baseball team handed to him.
Alfred E. Neuman didn't rig votes.
Alfred E. Neuman isn't corrupt.
Alfred E. Neuman isn't a republican.
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't snore.
Alfred E. Neuman is a god next to Bush.
Alfred E. Neuman can squash Bush with 1 finger.
Alfred E. Neuman speaks, Bush listens
Alfred E. Neuman didnt' stage 9/11 and tell lies
Alfred E. Neuman isn't a murderer
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't kill Iraqi babies
Alfred E. Neuman isn't a mass killer
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't play games with gas prices
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't play games with young American's lives
Alfred E. Neuman doesn't give out cheap plastic awards when your 22 yr old son dies in Iraq
Alfred E. Neuman gives a ****
2006-07-25 10:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neuman is quite a bit smarter then Bush. Anybody with an I.Q. over 50 is smarter then Bush.
2006-07-25 10:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alfred E. Newman and Howard Dean look more like each other physically. In terms of being an idiot, I would say AEN is more like Al Gore. And as far as Michael Moore goes, he thinks Alfred Newman is a name for a sandwich.
2006-07-25 10:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some more deeply thoughtful, issue oriented, completely tolerant and loving drivel from the left... No issues, no agenda, nothing to talk about, so let's make tired, lame, hateful remarks about our President... Yup, that's really showing us!
More reasons why the left will never again be any kind of force in American politics... they don't get it, and they never will. Long live their irrelevance!
2006-07-25 10:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not vote for Bush. In my opinion, he's a little too far right for me. I don't care much for mixing religion with politics or parading religion with politics as he does. However, he is a man of conviction. In many ways, he is a man worthy of emulation. Above all, he is President of our United States, and of that we should be proud. I don't agree with much that comes out of his mouth, but he has my respect. Some of you need to remind yourselves of who you are, and who we are.
2006-07-25 10:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Overt Operative 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, perchance his ears somewhat. i'm sticking with chimp, a smirking chimp. similar little close-set small eyes and the mouth? convinced ,really, a chimp, with purely a particularly more effective IQ. yet, he's especially properly educated, except even as they enable him visit significant banquets without his operating shoes. Then he forgets his manners, says no no words and receives comfortable feely with old women.
2016-11-25 23:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by gipe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Note: I'm not going into "dumb" jokes. Too obvious to be funny.
AEN doesn't worry. GWB does
AEN has more freckles than GWB.
AEN has his own magazine. GWB doesn't.
AEN's spies are inept. So are GWB's.
AEN has had only one job his whole life. GWB has had several.
That's enough. Dinner's ready. The BOSS said, come NOW!!!!
2006-07-25 10:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alfred had his moments, but I don't ever recall him saying something quite as silly as some of George's "best" moments.
2006-07-25 10:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alfred can only try to imitate our "great " leader when it comes to stupidity.
2006-07-25 10:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Tommy D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋