1. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain"
2. "Listen, kid, I think you snapped your cap. Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda or something. Or go to a whorehouse!"
3. "How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?"
4. "Well, he really hit the **** outta that one, didn't he?"
2006-07-25 10:27:31
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answer #1
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answered by josx 2
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1. Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born.
2. You missed a very dull TV show on Auschwitz. More gruesome film clips, and more puzzled intellectuals declaring their mystification over the systematic murder of millions. The reason they can never answer the question "How could it possibly happen?" is that it's the wrong question. Given what people are, the question is "Why doesn't it happen more often?
3. Michael-Where the hell have you been? This baby hasn't stopped crying! And she did a doodle.
Peter- A doodle? What's that...? Oh, forget it. I don't want to know.
Michael -: Well you're gonna know, Pal, 'cause she did it.
4. Yeah? Have you heard of Walt Whitman?
No. Who's he play for?
2006-07-25 11:11:11
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answer #2
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answered by Ryan W 4
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1. If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
2. A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me - MIGHT'VE - is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle - you know - it would've been a blood bath.
3. Micheal- She did a doodle; your turn to change her. Peter- I'll give you a thousand dollars if you'll do it.
4. I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.
2006-07-25 10:43:14
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answer #3
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answered by Leonor 5
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a million) this is okay, honey. I... i exchange into merely talking to the cornfield. 2) Harry: Why the hell did you're taking your shoes off? Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a hen? 3) A census taker as quickly as tried to objective me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and an excellent chianti. 4) Gabe: i do no longer flirt! Judy: do no longer tell me you do no longer flirt because of the fact i've got considered you do it, at events, you place on an entire different character. Gabe: Oh you're loopy. Judy: of path you do. You get all soulful and pretend to decide on issues which you rather can't stand. Gabe: Like what? What are you talking approximately? Judy: Like shifting to Europe. that's surely a flirting technique, you ought to no longer stay to tell the tale off the island of ny for extra effective than 40 8 hours.
2016-11-02 23:53:43
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answer #4
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answered by ? 4
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1. "One point twenty one jiggawatts?????"
2. No, no I can't.
3. There are no great quotes in this movie, because this is an exceptionally bad movie. Hell, there aren't even any "good' quotes in this movie.
4. Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? Ok, we need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.....Is that about right?
We're dealing with a lot of sh** here."
2006-07-25 10:30:39
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day-in day-out, is the Church of Baseball.
A doodle? What's that...? Oh, forget it. I don't want to know.
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works!
Doc are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?
2006-07-25 10:24:49
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answer #6
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answered by ? 6
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1.You built a time machine - out of a delorean?!
2. Go to Bermuda - or maybe a whorehouse!!!
3. It's a baby! What's she doing there? Sleeping!!
4. I believe in the Church of Baseball!
2006-07-26 00:56:12
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answer #7
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answered by pumpkin 6
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1) Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
2) If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up.
3) Michael: She did a doodle; your turn to change her.
Peter: I'll give you a thousand dollars if you'll do it.
4) The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.
2006-07-25 12:47:18
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answer #8
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answered by Cyndie 6
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1. Doc, DOC!?
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3. I think she made a doodle.
4. Can't quote it but the scene where she tied him down to the bed brings back a good visual!
2006-07-26 01:14:59
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answer #9
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answered by Char 7
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1. "You're my density....I mean, my destiny."
2. "I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials."
3. Michael: She did a doodle; your turn to change her.
Peter: I'll give you a thousand dollars if you'll do it.
4. Annie: Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using his name?
2006-07-25 10:28:28
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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