You have a ring that can turn people into a doll.It has 3 settings Rubber,Plastic,Or Porcelain which of these 3 do you think Jessica Simpson would look the best as?
2006-07-25 10:01:33 · 14 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you don't like any of the 3 what type of doll would you choose?
2006-07-25 10:07:08 · update #1
Honey, us girls want it any way. So we can do what is in the examples above.
Porcelein: To smash it in the floor.
Rubber: So they can make it in condoms and lend them to Nick and his girlfriend.
Plastic:To melt it and stick the melt goo in her sister's ***!
*Can I have your ten points sweetie?*
2006-07-25 11:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think she'd look dandy "taxidermied". She's got zero talent, zero brain cells and zero personality. The one thing i will give her is that she's turned into a perfect replica of Barbie... which is very creepy in a lot of ways. So, let's put Barbie up in the dining room, next to the "don't worry be happy" fish and the deer head that Uncle George killed in '82!
And if that's no good, let's just turn her into a candle and set her ablaze on a birthday cake for Ashlee's next birthday!
2006-07-25 11:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by Not Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She already looks like a plasic barbie doll, might as well make the transformation complete!
2006-07-25 10:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by Nonna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I'm surprised more guys have not said rubber hehehe
2006-07-25 10:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by star dust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
porcelain to show the detail of the face
2006-07-25 10:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd turn her into a wood doll and light a fat match and watch her go up in smoke.
then i'd heat some hot dogs over her and have a great meal.
2006-07-25 10:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glass...then I could break her into a millions pieces...then sweep them into a dust pan and throw them away. Adios Jessica!
2006-07-26 07:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plastic...that way I could put it next to the radiator and it's guaranteed to melt.
2006-07-25 10:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
plastic! because she is already sooooooo barbie doll lookin it would be like a clone of herself.
2006-07-25 10:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Maie! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
porcelain for easy to break
2006-07-25 10:07:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋