make me laugh?

Question

say something that makes me laugh

Answer 1

Paris Hilton is swearing off sex for a year. No, seriously.

Answer 2

A PERSONS HAIR OR EYES DOESNOT AFFECT THEIR IQ
BLONDES ARE INFACT SMART. I AM ABLONDE MYSELF!!
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1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

3.) Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.


4.) What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.


5.) What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.

6.) Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

7.) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

8.) How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.


9.) Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

10.) What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

11.) How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.
12.) Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

13.) A brunnette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg
hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where you ever a Blonde?"
"Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?"
The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

14.) A Blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the
>>>brunnette said,
>>>>>"Oh look at the dead bird."
>>>>> The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 15.) A brunnette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from
>>rail
>>>to
>>>>>rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
>>>>> A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also
>>starts
>>>jumping
>>>>>from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
>>>>> Suddenly, the brunnette hears a train whistle and jumps off the
>>>tracks just
>>>>>as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The Brunnette goes
>>>back to
>>>>>jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 16.) How do you drown a Blonde?
>>>>> Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 17.) Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed
>>to
>>>a
>>>>>regular one?
>>>>> You have to hollow out the head.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 18.) How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
>>>>> Shine a flashlight in her ear.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 19.) Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
>>>>> Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 20.) Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
>>>death in
>>>>>their car at the drive-in movie theater?
>>>>> They went to see "Closed for Winter".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 21.) Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
>>>>> They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 22.) A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out
>>>pops a
>>>>>coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
>>>She
>>>>>returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
>>machine
>>>keeps
>>>>>feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and
>>>wtahces her
>>>>>antics for a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone else
>>>could have
>>>>>a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, "Can't you
see
>>>I'm
>>>>>winning?!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 23.) Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to
>>>some
>>>>>tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks," and
>the
>>>other
>>>>>one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued
>>>for a
>>>>>while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 24.) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door
>of
>>>their
>>>>>Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't. The girl with the
>>coat
>>>hanger
>>>>>stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said
>>>anxioously,
>>>>>"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
25.) A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her
>>>husband is
>>>>>having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
Then
>>>one day
>>>>>she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful
>redhead.
>>>She
>>>>>grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out
of
>>>bed,
>>>>>begging and pleading with not to shoot herself. Hysterically the
>>>blonde
>>>>>responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 26.) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
>>>>> It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 27.) What happenned to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
>>>>> They drowned in Spring Training.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 28.) What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of
the
>>>YMCA?
>>>>> "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 29.) Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
>>>>> To see what was on the other side.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 30.) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
>>>>> Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
>>>>>
>>>>> Send this to 10 people or more within the next hour or you will
be
>>>doomed to
>>>>>die as dumb as a blonde!!!!

>Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are
walking
>down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
>A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus,
the tooth
>fairy, or a smart blonde.
>A2: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a
gum
>wrapper.

>A Blond and a brunett are sittinng in a bar watching the 6 o'clock
news, and the brunett turns to the blond and says "I bet that guy on the bridge
will >jump." Blonde says alright I will take your bet. So they watched and
the man >jumps. The brunett turns to the blonde and says "I can't take your
money I saw the 5 o' clock news. The blonde says" so did I but I didn't think he
would >jump again.

A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the
mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was
waiting for a special delivery.
"No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."

>There are three ladies working in the same office: a brunette, a redhead
>and a
>blonde. They begin to notice that each day the boss, who is also a female,
>leaves work early.
>
>One day they decide that once the boss takes off they are gonna be right
>behind
>her. After all she never comes back or calls, so how would she know?
>
>So, they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a
>quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date. The redhead was
>thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed
>early.
>The blonde was happy, happy, happy, to be home. But when she got to her
>bedroom
>she heard a muffled noise from inside.
>
>Slowly, quietly, she cracks open the door and was mortified to see her
>husband
>in bed with HER BOSS!! Ever so gently she closed the door and crept out of
>her
>house.
>
>The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving
>early
>again and asked the blonde if she wanted to go with them.
>
>"NO WAY!!" The blonde exclaimed, "I damn near got caught yesterday!

>A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to
>help me, I hurt all over.'
>'What do you mean?' said the doctor.
>The woman touched her right knee with her index
>finger and yelled,'Ow, that hurts.'
>Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
>'Ouch! That hurts, too.'
>Then she touched her right earlobe. 'Ow, even THAT
>hurts.'
>The doctor asked the woman, 'Are you a natural
>blonde?'
>'Why yes,' she said.
>'I thought so,' said the doctor. 'You have a
>sprained finger.'

Answer 3

Look in the mirror!

Answer 4

just look at yourself and then laugh

Answer 5

How come you can park in a driveway and drive in a parkway????

Answer 6

I can't I just wanted to tickle you but I can't reach you... sorry

Answer 7

do you have myspace?

check mine out. my name is funny

http://www.myspace.com/ooh_la_la_elora

Answer 8

tickle,tickle,tickle

Answer 9

a-roo-go-la