I can never seem to wipe all the poo away. It looks like the Daytona 500 was held in my underwear last year. How do I get rid of these tracks?
2006-07-25 09:01:58 · 26 answers · asked by Mike Hunt 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
Thank you all! I was laughing so hard I cried at your answers!!! I thought I was disgusting enough that it was obviously a joke but I guess not!!! :-)
2006-07-25 09:08:26 · update #1
Thanks for the laughs! I laughed really really hard...!
2006-07-25 10:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by Nick's Mom 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Okay you had a bad YEAR, dude! What about THIS year? Are you just NOW trying to clean last year's deeply embedding skid mark's? Toss them! So what have you been wearing this year? New underwear? -- I hope so...but just in case...
For future reference, Try My 8 Step Program:
1. Wash your Booty first!
2. Next, put on clean underwear.
3. When going potty (Pooping), wipe your Booty really good afterwards! (Try scented baby wipes, after toilet tissue - for a cleaner Booty).
4. Repeat step 3 as necessary throughout the day.
5. Do not sleep in your underwear - maybe you're skidding on the tracks in your sleep!
6. For whitest whites try using the "Clorox Pen" directly on skid marks and such (It even has a scrubby end).
7. Wash laundry at least weekly! (not yearly) For whites use 1 cup of bleach to the load.
8. Repeat steps 1-5 daily.
2006-07-25 09:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a cork in it, really! You might also consider depends and then just throw them away!
If you insist upon keeping the tighty whities and the bleach, soap and water won't do the trick, go to your local fabric store and get some extra-large size decorative embroidery patches and sew them on. Fashionable, eh?
2006-07-26 03:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wash them then use a mirror and wipe away til you see no more poo. If they don't get clean buy some new underware and try to keep them clean. Don't be lazy about cleaaning out the poo.
2006-07-25 09:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by alexia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy you are a brave soul to even suggest that you have this problem. And in case you are NOT kidding, toss them, keep some baby wipes by the john!
2006-07-25 10:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plop about a half cup of laundry detergent in the commode. Add another half cup of bleach.
Set yourself WAY down in the bowl and flush about six or twelve times. If that does not work, change your chonies.
2006-07-25 09:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try wiping your *ss before you flush the toilet and your problem wouldn't be that bad, Because I will use the whole f*cken roll if i have to, Try baby wipes. Or just Shout it out.
2006-07-25 09:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Eli_Corona_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try using Depends from now on.Or maybe cut a large hole where the skid marks appear.Keeping your hinny clean would help keep the flies away too.
2006-07-25 09:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by pretzgolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop shitting your pants, bro. And wipe well....an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of Tide with bleach.
2006-07-25 09:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by kafka2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Htrow them away and buy some new ones, and while youa re at the store, pick up some nice, soft toilet paper too.
2006-07-25 09:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by kwinkle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so, you drive a trailer...thanks for the laugh, had a bad day at work...lmao
p.s. you may want to carry some wipes with you too.
2006-07-25 14:41:12 · answer #11 · answered by mareah3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋