Ever been in a fight?

Question

Have you ever been in a fight (of any kind) or at least witnessed one (in person)?

Answer 1

Yeah.....i lost.

Answer 2

I present to you the following song that I wrote shortly after the greatest running street battle I was ever involoved in. The battle itself was in a small town called Maidstone in the county of Kent in the good land of England.

I am "BigJim the Bard", the "arrowsmiths" are 3 brothers that I am very good friends with who are; lil' Jim, Dan and Tom, while Mad Pete is just Mad Pete.

THE BATTLE OF KONYA KEBABS!

"Big Jim the Bard pranced
While the Arrowsmiths danced,
As the moon rose on high
Mad Pete let out a sigh,
For the drinking was done
And there were wars to be won;
IN THE BATTLE FOR KONYA KEBABS!

First blood went to 'lil Jim
Who was always sure of the win,
Tom and Dan held the line
Mad Pete Cried more Wine,
The Chav's Couldn't fight back
And Big Jim stole their hats
IN THE BATTLE FOR KONYA KEBABS!

In tattered dissaray
The chavvie hordes ran away,
The Arrowsmiths let out a cheer
Mad Pete looked for his beer,
The fighting seemed done
And a great victory was won
IN THE BATTLE FOR KONYA KEBABS

But the chav scum had not fled
They'd simply re-armed instead
for as we were cheerfuly leaving
through our ranks with hammers they went a cleaving."

But although those chav ba*ta*ds put three of my friends in hospital with massive head trauma from their hammer blows, they never managed to get the base ball caps back, that I pinched off their heads during the fight.

And a chav with no baseball cap is nothing. I still consider this a victory. And like scalps; I have their caps hanging above my fireplace.

Answer 3

Been in a few fights. Seen many more.
Not many people mess with me cuz I'm well-mannered and polite, but every so often some idiot mistakes civility for weakness. If negotiations fail, it doesn't bother me to hurt you.

I hate it when five guys try to fight with just one. It always brings out the demon in me, and I'll break as many bones as possible before the police are called in. Usually, I just mind my business...people like me alright, and I can get along with anyone.
I have a violent side that most never see.

Answer 4

I was in a bar room fight. It didn't last very long. About five guys were trying to pick a fight with us (there was five of us). We complained to the bouncers and they just said yeah, they knew that.

Finally got to the point where I was complaining to the fifth guy and asking what he'd do if someone flicked an ash in his beer, as I flicked my ash in his beer. He threw it in my face. I started to throw my beer in his face, but it was empty. That seemed to really shock him, so he was completely unprepared when I threw my friends beer in his face (smart thinking; I planned it that way all along).

After that he picked me by my hair and lifted me over the table. That wasn't a good sign. I did the only thing I could think of: protect my face by throwing it into his chest and start punching until the big one hit me.

That's what the bouncers were waiting for. I think I got in one punch to his side and the big punch I was waiting for never came. The bouncers were all over us.

One of the bouncers was trying to settle me down, saying, "Be cool man, back off." My response was "You've gotta be kidding" as I wiped my still intact forehead with relief.

They finally had a reason to kick the other five guys out of the bar. They also had to kick us out, but had to wait until the other guys left. Since they couldn't force us to leave, they bought us a pitcher on the house while we were waiting.

It was exciting, but I wouldn't make a habit of it.

Answer 5

I train in martial arts so I've been in hundreds of fights inside the ring. Outside the ring I try to avoid confrontation and be a role model to others. This doesn't always work though because I've been in a few fights but I was defending myself and not being the aggressor.

Answer 6

yeah i use to love to fight i would even laugh while i was fighting i don't know why i just did...

Answer 7

Yeap, a few of them, and I practice punching that punching bag just incase I ever get into another one. :-)

Not that I ever want to get into one, just to protect myself.

Answer 8

I HATE BUSTING UP MY KNUCKLES, HAVING A MESSED UP FACE, THATS WHY I CARRY A GUN

Answer 9

To many to count!!!