What BS will the republican party make up to win the presidency in '08?

Question

I have a few suggestions:

Hillary Clinton- She has had 11 abortions in the past decade

Barack Obama- A space alien

John Edwards- raped a 5 year old Mexican boy, then allowed his family to jump the border.

What?!
None of those statements were any more outrageous than trying to say John Kerry was anything but a war hero.

Answer 1

1. The War On Terror will usher in the return of Jesus. That will get the Bible Belt vote.

2. Osama Bin Laden was made an honorary member of the Democratic party.

3. That weapons of mass destruction were moved from Iraq to Iran, therefore we must invade the country or face impending doom.

4. Democrats are for the institution of Islam as the national religion and that we replace the Constitution with Sharia Law.

5. They will say that the terrorist threat is so grave that we have to create a new terror alert color code to identify the level of terror. Say, hot pink.

Answer 2

Well, methinks that all of you liberal Dems have so many deep, insightful, intelligent things to offer as alternatives - so why do Republicans need to offer anything? The economy is good (despite what the gloom and doomers on the networks keep saying...) our country is much more secure than it has been in a long time, and the President keeps trying to help us hold onto money that the liberals so desperately want to tax away from us.

Liberals have nothing but hatred and tired old conspiracy theories and tired old crap that they make up in their drunken delusions, then they tell it to each other and makes for such laughable urban legends that the grocery store tabloids won't even print it.

Libs - try having a discussion about ideas and agenda and programs and about what you want for the future - all this half brained hate stuff is really old. Are you really trying this hard to stay irrelevant?

Answer 3

They'll probably just use Gay marriage again like last time.
This wouldn't be so bad but Americans keep falling for it where it only concerns personal choices of other people.Nobody will die if homo's get equal rights,taxes will not rise as a result,no downsides at all.
And still the churchgoing majority of America will determine their vote on this issue.
Please Americans,can't you grow up?The Dem's won't even vote for it and you know it so why risk four more years of this failed policies on every issue for a symbolic victory of religion?

Answer 4

That was pure genius (if diabolical genius) to make a war hero look unpatriotic and incapable and yet not get any heat themselves over it, right. But as a real answer to your question, I believe they'll just rehash the raising the alert level to orange or red at critical moments (when they are falling behind) and/or the gay marriage thing. Maybe they'll mix the two and have gay terrorists coming over the border of Mexico to destroy our values.

Answer 5

trot out Osama Bin Ladin..and tell everyone what a bad guy he is...even tho he was a paid terrorist...engaged by a small Black-Bag spinoff of the NSA to do the things he has done...even tho we have been taking care of him since 9-11...even tho well put him on trial..and he will be given a death sentence..and then with the help of some plastic surgury..and a new identity..he will be living a very comfortable life somewhere in the Bahamas...sunning right next to Ken Lay

Answer 6

Kerry applied for his own medals. Do you know the type of person that does that? The type that plans on going into politics and using them to his advantage. He has medals of "honor" for the war he calls atrocious....quite contradictory.
And, the Republicans don't need to make stuff up about the Democrats to win elections.....the truth is bad enough.

Answer 7

The republican occasion won't win with the white and without the white, with the black and without the black, with the yellow or without the yellow. Its over for the republicans. everybody i comprehend it quite is black white or different won't vote for a occasion that can not even discover an suited chief and a occasion that listens to a hatemonger like Rush

Answer 8

what BS will the Democrats make up for losing the presidency in 08 ?

blame Karl Rove 24 hours a day ?

blame voting machines ?

blame little black helicoters ?

Answer 9

lol

yep. we will get the gay marriage stuff for sure...that's why kerry lost.

I still don't understand how a cocaine using, dwi indulging, draft dodging person can become president...and I'm not even mentioning IQ here. Says something about the IQ of the general public, I would have to say.

Answer 10

let them bullshit all they want as long as the democrats regain control and get to work on balancing the budget again. The republican administration has practically ruined this country, I only hope we can get it back! Bush has done nothing but take care of big business!