My son was a couple months old, wasn't sleeping at all, I was trying to get the house clean, laundry done and dinner cooked during his half hour cat naps and my husband came home and bitched that we were out of soda. The next morning, there were cans of soda under his pillow, in his underwear drawer, in the shower, in his car...every place he went there was a f-ing soda.
And...one time I asked and asked him to clean the bird cage and it went in one ear and out the other ,so I got eneyeliner and wrote it on my butt and mooned him. It worked! Only once though and unless you have a really big *** you can't fit a whole list so before you use this one, amke sure it's something you REALLY want done.
2006-07-25 08:51:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Last year during a bad snow storm me and my now husband were in a big fight because needed feed for the horses and I didn't want to drive in the weather to go get it and he was whining that it was cold and he still didn't feel the best in the world from a cold he had had. I got mad threw on my heavy coat got the kids bundled up and left to go get the feed, knowing that he was sitting in front of the TV and a football game so I turned around and drove through our backyard where he wouldn't hear the truck and called him on the cell phone and told him I had got stuck up the road. When he walked out the door to get in his truck to come help me and the kids were waiting snowballs in hand. He went and got hte feed
2006-07-25 14:22:58
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answered by Martha S 4
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Sometimes I'm so pi$$ed that I can't even talk right, then we both end up laughing at it. Sometimes when we go to bed angry we'll tug the covers back and forth like little children.
Sometimes my man says or does the most asinine, illogical things when he's ticked. They reallly make me angry and hurt me at the time, but then later when I think about them, I say to myself, "Man, that was one of the dumbest things coming from one of the smartest people," and I have to laugh.
2006-07-25 09:54:43
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answered by ohevshalomel 3
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One time the car had a flat tire and I asked my husband to change the tire. He told me do it myself. So I went outside and tried to take off the lugnuts and couldn't. I told him I can't take off the lugnuts and he started laughing and said I'm a wimp. I thought to myself hell with it, if he don't care neither do I. I got in the car and drove off and bent the rim. When he saw it he looked at me and I looked at him and he kinda grinned and didn't say anything. After that day he always changed the flat tires and he never called me a wimp again.
2006-07-25 09:32:46
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answered by Anonymous
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While angry with mine(when we were together) I tried to change the tire on the van and I screwed off the hubcap cover and tried to pull of the tire but could not get the tire off because I did not unscrew the hubcap itself. Several of his friends were out there along with him laughing at me trying pull off the tire. I did not even jack the car up.
LOL I know better now.
2006-07-25 09:04:29
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answered by qweenbee236 2
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I LOVE Sasha's answer. I wish I would have thought of that when I "forgot" to buy my husband Doritos. I heard about it for days until I went to the store and bought some. I could have smashed Doritos everywhere....lol. Oh, well, next time.
2006-07-25 09:42:57
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answered by SweetPea 5
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Me and my Husband live in a studio and when I get mad, I usually put the music station on full blast and sing the Rodeo Song at the top of my lungs the part that goes "here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand , he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo and it's elemeno left and elemeno right, come on you f***king dumbing get your right step right, you piss me off you f**king jerk, get on my nerves" only with his name instead of johnny and it gets him angry. And I move alot and eat crackers in the bed while he's trying to sleep. It's lame- I know.
2006-07-25 09:01:34
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answered by Yahoo Anwers 5
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we got into this huge fight over the remote I didn't even want it but he was being weird so I jumped up and grabbed it and before you know we ended up chasing each other all over the house untill we hit one of my vases and cracked it then we both broke out laughing.
2006-07-25 08:57:48
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answered by Amanda 3
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lol We wrestle. I get so spitting mad at him I start hissing and growling at him. He says I resemble a small, mad kitten. Then I pounce on him and try to pin him and whatnot. Even though I'm alot weaker than he is, he thinks it's funny watching me try to get the upper hand. When he's tired and pins me, he says it's hilarious to watch me struggle to get free.
2006-07-25 08:49:13
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answered by Cat 3
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pillow fighting is fun with your spouse, maybe you arent spending enough time with her. move the computer out of the bedroom.
2006-07-25 08:50:36
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answered by ~*Jenny*~ 4
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