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Because, somewhere down the line, during a particularly strong bout of colonic irrigatino, she actually managed to turn herself inside out, so what you think is her mouth, pouting full of lip gloss, is actually her anus. Sad, but true.

2006-07-25 08:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tefi 6 · 8 2

Vics has a face like a sucked lemon as that is all she eats to stay that ridiculously thin..... in addition, when she "treats" herself she has a sherbet dip dab which requires lots of sucking on a lollypop to get all the tangy sherbet.....it's a double whammy effect!!! It's scientifically proven to lead to sucked cheeks!!!

2006-07-25 08:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cos she eats nowt and lives on fresh air so her cheeks have become defalted so therefore hence her looking like she is sucking a lemon.

2006-07-26 05:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She doesn't and I'd like to see one of you lot try to get the fame and fortune she has.
You wouldn't in a million years so you stick to yor 9-5 and let Victoria and David get on with their lives coz they've worked hard to get where they are and have to put up with **** like this from all u scum.

2006-07-25 22:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by 'Rickaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 · 0 0

Well why do most ANOREXIC'S always have a face like they're sucking a lemon?

2006-07-25 08:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by What!? No Way!? 4 · 0 0

Because she probably is I expect she thinks that there are less calories in sucking a lemon then there is in chewing one!!

2006-07-26 04:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by disney princess whore 2 · 0 0

I dunno, she never used to did she? I think if she smiled more (like lots more), it would do her the world of good. People wouldnt think she was so up her own ****. Smiling is free for christ sake, costs her nothing. Or anyone else for that matter!!!

All go out tomorrow with a big smile for everyone and see what happens!!!

2006-07-25 13:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Moi 3 · 0 0

who's vicky beckham ?

2006-07-25 22:10:50 · answer #8 · answered by cottonmouth92001 1 · 0 0

I know it's ugly isn't it?! I do know she hates her smile but it looks a lot better when she does and makes her more human. She just looks like she's come out of a mannequin factory!

2006-07-25 08:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't call David a Lemon - it's not nice!

2006-07-25 08:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Boris 5 · 0 0

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