I'm putting in my bid for the presidency. Anyone want to support me?

Question

There will be MANY job openings available when I win.

These are all good questions. First I'd like to say that my views on abortion are not germaine to the presidency, as the office does not have any say regarding abortion law. I do support EVERY Americans right to privacy, and would keep the government OUT of the doctor's office. I say leave the science to the scientists! Next, I will take applications for all posts in my cabinet, no free rides, no pandering. I will be old enough to sit as president in 2008. My elected offices have included, but are not limited to, First Female Head Drum Major of my high school marching band, captain of the soccer team, and jury foreman. Yes, I'm registered to vote, and exercise that right every cahnce I get. My qualifications are slim, due to my age, but I have a high energy level, a love for my country, and a knack for making my numbers come into line. I will decide what party to run for, based on which parties want to endorse me.

I also speak two languages, and understand a couple more.

the only way to have true diplomacy in foreign relations is to be neutral. I will strive to bring us to a more neutral, and thusly higher ground. As for fiscal conservancies, perhaps my other questions will answer that. Please refer to my profile.

Answer 1

I'll support you if you will allow me to be one of your advisers. I'd like to think that we communicate well enough for you to hear the conservative side without being offended. Of course if I were to advise that would be it - you would have the final decision and I'll be waiting for the next awesome meal. Maybe I could suggest a dish that might challenge you.

Answer 2

Nope. I've got my own party. And I don't offer jobs to my supporters unless they are qualified to fill them.

I am the founder of the SPLATT (short for Stop PLATe Tectonics) political party.

Our platform is shaky. It's to eliminate earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis.

Our mascot: the flatworm

Theme songs: "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Whole Lot of Shaking Going On", "I Fell the Earth Move Under My Feet", "Hunka Burning Love", "Ebb Tide", "Surfin’ USA", “Catch a Wave”

Lighting: Lava Lamps

Favorite food, breakfast: squash pancakes
Favorite food, lunch: tile fish
Favorite food, supper: plank steak

I hope I didn’t make an ash of myself ~<{:-)]#

Answer 3

I only want a job if it's the head of the EPA, and I am allowed to crack the skulls of the polluters, in a manner of speaking. I would need to know your policies regarding several key issues, the real ones, like fiscal economics, foreign relations, etc....

Answer 4

Well I disagree with you on many issues but I think that you have honor (something in short order on both sides of the isle) and I think that may be enough. So in short yes I would vote for you. Can I be your running mate I have always want to be vice-President.

Answer 5

You've got my vote and support depending on what your veiws are on topics like abortion,war and the National Deficet

Answer 6

You go girl! I'd vote for you.

You're also smarter than some of the mentally ill men who support
Bush at all costs on this site!

Answer 7

You are as good as anybody else, better even.

And much better looking, and more charismatic.

I give you my highest endorsement.

(I'm looking for a VP or Secretary of State appointment by the way)

Answer 8

Any idoit is better than the one in office.

Answer 9

all depend what polices you have or what your running on the war or immigration or security of the border etc.

Answer 10

are you qualified? are you old enough? are you a registered voter? what elected offices have you held so far?