This guy stole my money, and usually I accept betrayal silently but now I've had enough. No more nice girl. What tips can you give me on slashing tires for revenge in the middle of the night?
I also plan to send him a formal looking letter telling him that someone with HIV/AIDS provided his name as one of her past lovers.
2006-07-25 08:00:53 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
On edit: You guys, I'd like to thank you for your responses. Some of you are right, I do have way too much to lose over this loser. I do not have a criminal background and I do not want to get that label over something so stupid!! I decided not to go through with the tire part although the letter part is still up in the air. Who knows? He might actually have HIV so I could be doing him a favor if he doesn't know!
2006-07-25 08:21:42 · update #1
don't.
2006-07-25 08:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 10⤋
--This is called vandalism. It is against the law. Be wary.
1. Use a knife with a large hilt, a lot of times the rubber is harder than you think and your hand will slip and cut itself on the blade.
2. Wear rubber gloves you can buy in any dollar store.
3. throw the items away in a garbage can that is no where near your home.
4. pour a box of pellets in his gas tank.
5. DO NOT key or write anything on or around the car. Writing samples can be used against you.
6. get an icepick, some packing tape, and a rubber mallet. Take two pieces of tape and place them in the middle of his windows cross ways. Next put the icepick in the middle of the tape, and then whack the back end with the rubber mallet. DO NOT DO THIS TO THE HEADLIGHTS OR TAILIGHTS AS THIS WILL BE VERY LOUD.
7. Super glue the key holes, the gas tank flap, and the door seals.
8. take a bunch of dirty socks roll them and stuff them in the muffler and then behind them rolled up duck tape place behind the socks, then tape over the entrance of the muffler.
9. If a door is open, take a dead fish and place it on top of the springs underneath the seat.
10. If there is a car alarm be ready to run, full tilt and have an escape plan.
Good luck.
2006-07-25 08:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
You have got to be by far the dumbest person in the world for posting convictable crimes on the Internet before doing them.
I hope he catches you on his property slashing his tires. Legally he can shoot you for trespassing and since he thought you were going to attack him with the knife you were using to slash tires, he can claim self defense.
And the whole HIV letter is creating false documents, slander etc etc.
You deserve what you get
2006-07-25 08:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by murkglider 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
I have two words for you, grow up. These are both actions that a child would consider, and one of them can get you arrested. The first is destruction of property and the latter is slander/defamation of character. Destruction of property can land you a hefty fine or a jail sentence that could be over a year, and defamation of character can lead to a lawsuit that could cost you a huge sum (not to mention lawyer's fees). If this person stole your money, then report him to the police (although if you don't have evidence, they probably won't do much), or take him to small claims court, which could potentially cost you more money than you lost.
Just be a big girl and take it as a lesson to be a little more wary about where or who you leave your money with.
2006-07-25 08:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by bibliophile_1976 3 · 1⤊ 11⤋
its called kerosene and a long neck bottle with cloth
do not fill kerosene to lip but to base of bottle neck
light and toss(do not throw) unless you want to look like A human roman candle
people that say grow up are just picking thier battles, you have the right to pick yours. Revenge is sweet and worth every minute even if you get caught.
EYE for and EYE Tooth for a Tooth
2006-07-25 08:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Xae 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Grow up. By the way the HIV thing is illegal as well, that can get you into REALLY big trouble. So you make the choice move on and choose better boyfriends instead of hanging out with losers, or be a LOSER yourself and continue to be a useless piece of societal TRASH.
People that say grow up just aren't gutter trash, and part of the plague on society.
2006-07-25 08:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gynolotrimena Lubriderma-Smith 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Make sure the tip and blade is sharp this makes for an easy entry. Puncture the side of the tire, just placing the knife against the tire first before pushing it in. Push the knife in deep enough to where you hear the air coming out and pull your knife out. This will eliminate any puncture sounds. Smile.
2006-07-25 08:07:25 · answer #7 · answered by mrpuffandstuff 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
slashing tires seems a little to temporary and to much of a quick fix, start by filling the car with golf balls then keying the car to the extreme, wright bad words scratch that car up good spray paint it a lil if u want, then wrap it in saran wrap all over so he cant get in the car without cutting through it. then put a boot on his car, and leave the key to it underneath all the golf balls, and top it all off with shaving cream.
2006-07-25 08:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by bilbodawg2004 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Take a knife and slash them and put like some nails or something in his tires to look like he did it himself. But for revenge slashing a tire is kid stuff, try putting sugar in his gas tank. Have fun! I love revenge
2006-07-25 08:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by rebel_sweetheart2005 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Revenge will solve nothing and could land you in jail. After all, he'll know its you. Want covert? Get him signed up for every gay bondage, beastiality magazine you can find. Even if it is only a few copies, he'ss get the message. Wanna be really nasty, send them to his work address. But, I think if you move on, you'll be the happiest. He is a **** and he has to be him for the rest of his life. You don't need to stoop there, do you?
2006-07-25 08:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jester 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i think you are wasting too much time on this loser, forget about it, slashing tires will just land you in jail and be more heartache for you. you will not only have huge bills but be called a stalker.i say dont waste your time or energy on this person.
2006-07-25 08:06:29 · answer #11 · answered by Christina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋