What is the best way to mess with your neighbor's mind?

Question

Can be serious or funny, for revenge or just for kicks. Storytellers welcome. (Note: little kids are not good storytellers. Try and prove me wrong, punk!)

Answer 1

Leave them be. Payback is a *****.

Answer 2

The best way to mess with your neighbors mind. There are several.

#1. - You could decide to lift weights or get on the treadmill over their bedroom at 3 a.m.

#2. - Throw in a little bed jumping up and down. So the bed springs squeek.

#3. - Run up and down the hallway banging into things ... All at the happy wide awake hour of 3am.

#4. - Decide that you can't sleep anymore and clean your apartment. Vacuum running is always a welcome sound at 3am.

#5. - Loud music with a lot of bass rhythmically booming over their head is a fantastic way to really cheese off a neighbor.

#6. - There's also some really rude intercom buzzer ringing you could throw in for good measure. Run down to the intercom box and duct tape a coin over their apartment number and run like a bandit back to your crib. That is a great way to mess with their mind.

#7. - Kareoke at 3am never hurt anyone. Fire up the stereo and let her rippp! Sing your heart out and loud.

#8. - Running the television till all hours of the morning works too, sci fi and action movies are best for this with lots of explosions and wierd sounds all blasting over your 5 speaker surround sound system with super sub woofer.

As you can tell I have a lot of experience with loud neighbors.

The intercom buzzer idea is all mine. The other things have been done to me.

After all is done, just call the cops. That really messes with their mind when they know the cops are going to come and ring their bell at odd hours.

Answer 3

I throw big parties after circle on the sabbats and everyone is robed... We have a big bonfire and cast spells and sing loudly. Its a religious opservance so they are screwed and they are usually pretty freaked out. A mexican Santeria in the neighborhood left a dead chicken on the porch of the woman across the street because she is a nosey busy body. She moved a month later.

Answer 4

. Qur'ãnic teachings lays great stress on good neighbourly realations. . The Qur'ãn very clearly states that all believing Muslims must have Husn-e-muasharat (beautiful social conduct, good relationship) and Akhlaaq (good moral character) with all their neighbours. . The Prophet (sallallahu alayhi wasallam) said: "That Angel Gabriel (alaihis salaam) always used to tell him to direct his followers to take care of the rights of their neighbour." "It is not permissible for a believing Muslim to cause inconvenience or annoyance to their neighbour." "He is not a thorough believing Muslim whose neighbours be not immune from his harassment." "How to know about someone's deeds, whether they are good or bad, is when you hear their neighbours praise them or when you hear how the neighbours consider them bad." "A believing Muslim does not have corrupt behavioural attitudes towards their neighbours." ~ ~ ~ All above advice are raised on Qur'ãnic teachings, the Sunnah and sound Shar'i principles. . It is imperative for every believing Muslim to study and implement these advices!

Answer 5

Mess up their lawn gnomes. It's evil. ;)

Answer 6

Set off fireworks to spook their dogs, throw stuff at their tool shed, send weird stuff down the gutter, and argue about your property line.

Answer 7

well, my neighbor kinda freaks me out. he just sits outside on his proch step instead of the fluffy rocking chair on the porch and he sings to himself rocking back and forth. and he has a 2 yr old son that runs out in the road and the guy just says calmly "get back....come back...dont do that" and just lets the kid play in the road. scares the heck out of me. and he sits in the gravel of his driveway and plays with his son's toys by himself. i know hes right in the head, ive had conversations with the man before. hes intelligent in his answers to things, but still, something about him just makes me feel weird about him. last week actually, i was standing on my porch watching my cat eat her snack and i noticed my neighbor watering his shrubs outside and when he saw me looking at him (hes not attractive, trust me) and he took the water hose, pointed it at his chest and yelled "WHOOOO" while still looking at me. heh...hes strange and it sure messes with my head. also, ive seen him smack his head over and over again on the sides with both hands when hes in the back yard alone. strange... and another thing, almost forgot, when i first moved into my house, i didnt have my blinds/cutains unpacked yet, and my bed is facing a window... well i woke up for some strange reason at 3 am and i just happened to look out the window and there was my neighbor, with his lights on just standing there in his window that faces mine (our houses are really close) and just staring at my house... not sure at me but i think it was... im just paranoid. so i nailed up a blanket till the next day and i got out my blinds. oh that guy freaks me out.

Answer 8

Treat them with kindness, that'll made them loopy for sure(if you have nasty neighbors!).

Answer 9

If you live in the US, make your house look more expensive than theirs. Drives Americans nuts.

Answer 10

Feed them drug pills and then do a crazy ritual to hypnotize them and then they do your bidding ........ It's insane enough to work!

Answer 11

i like to wear a hockey mask while doing yard work,especially when i am using the weed trimmer or chain saw.