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at the moment i can only go to the future by 2 days, my aim in building this thing was to go back in time and educate bush jr. to be a caring and loving human being,
any tips???

2006-07-25 06:46:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Physics

11 answers

Before you go any further, go back and fix this question first!!

But seriously, I've been repairing time machines for quite a while now, and the biggest problem I see is with the flux capacitor's not being calibrated properly. If you're using the one from GM, throw it out right now because you'll never get it to work. I recommend you get either the FC-28 from Champion or the Motorolla TT48. Sure, they're pricey but it'll be the last flux capacitor you'll ever buy! And don't use metric tools to calibrate them!

Or, if you put $50 into a CD now and then go to the year 2050, your CD will be worth $1000 and you can spring for the TT100.

But re: "W", you're going to need a lot more than a time machine. You'll need to replace his brain, first. Once when I went to the year 2050 I visited a exhibit on the presidents at the Smithsonian and it turns out that the problem with "W" isn't that he's uncaring, but rather they discovered upon his death that he has a severe brain deficiency and his IQ is only 38! So I guess if you go to 2250 you can get a ACME-Superthink Brain-Replacement kit, and then go back in time and try a retrofit. The box says it's not recommended to replace brains of less than 40 I.Q. but I don't see how it could be any worse than what "W" already has.

Good luck!

2006-07-25 07:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by rj 2 · 2 0

If I knew the answer, I would have gone back myself and made sure none of the Bush family were born! lol

2006-07-25 13:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't forget the flux capacitor, and definitely don't forget the bullet vest for the Lybians.

2006-07-25 23:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all you need to get a flux capasiter, and then you need a tuna sandwitch, and send it to me with some chips, and a diet coke.

2006-07-25 13:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Neal J 4 · 0 0

i think u must educate bush jr,s father. he started all these troubles.

2006-07-25 14:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Nalin S 2 · 0 0

You can only educate someone who has a brain.

2006-07-25 13:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by Marianna 6 · 0 0

just fly a kite with a key attached to it in a thunder storm

2006-07-25 14:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rajan 3 · 0 0

a flux capacitor, a delorian, and 1.21 gigawatts (a bolt of lightning).

2006-07-25 13:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by kmclean48 3 · 0 0

yes but it would require a blender,compus, and unlimited supply of skittles

2006-07-25 14:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by terry s 1 · 0 0

both pursuits are a waste of time

2006-07-25 13:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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