How r babys made?

Answer 1

Basically a man and a woman who are in a secluded place together start touching and feeling all over one another. This causes them to get sexually excited and then thy start feeling each others genitals. This causes the man's penis to become rock hard and the woman's nipples and vagina to swell. The man may choose to lick either of these swollen points with his tongue or play with them with his finger, but more likely he will use his penis to penetrate the woman's vaginal opening. Then he will force himself deeper and deeper inside her until she screams and wakes up the neighbors.
he will push in and pull out rhythmically, grunting and groaning until his balls tense up and his penis releases a hot, 89 degree blast of semen. Semen is a mixture of sperm cells, and fructose sugar (food for the sperm).
The sperm seep deep inside the woman's vagina and make their way into her uterus where they meet up with the Egg cell. The sperm penetrate the egg's barrier and then the new cell begins to divide rapidly for the next nine months forming a fetus.
Elswhere, the man is busy either avoiding phone calls from the woman...since he's certain the baby is not his, OR, he is actively engaged taking the woman to lemaz classes so she can practise delivering the baby. He has also most likely repainted a room in the house and recarpeted it for the arrival of the new baby.
On delivery day, the woman recieves lots of drugs and painkillers designed to take her mind off the pain associated with having her vagina stretched half a foot wide so the baby can be pushed out. The doctor's use his delicate hands to pull the baby head first out of the woman, while the father, having seen his wife's vagina stretched so wide and bloody, FAINTS to the floor and is awaken some time later to see he has a healthy child that he is going to have to slave for for the next 20 years while trying to make sense of President Bush's NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ACT and being forced to purchase Playstations 4, 5 and 6 to make Baby's birthday's and Christmases memorable.

Answer 2

Babies are not made,a baby is the juice of a pair.The juice is churned into a soft solid substance,is kept in a dark portable room,equipped with all the modern facilities of warmth, food, a cosy cradle that rocks all the time,the dark room is self timed,when the juice takes proper shape,it begins to move and is expelled into this world.We call this a baby.

Answer 3

Babys are mainly made by God..but there are very complicated processes to form to a healthy baby.

-First of all intercourse
-then the ova and sperm fertilize both having 23 chromosomes.
-The baby forms by the process of cell division named Mitosis,as it proceeds the baby grows in size.
-after few months..heart beat is recognized.
-and after that the baby keeps on growing with in 9 months.
-at last the baby is delivered.

there are many hormonal changes involved in the processes of the implantation of an ova in an uterus.

Answer 4

The Pillsbury dough boy and Aunt Jemima get together and the make biscuits and pancakes and then the pour syrup over them, place them in an oven and POP out comes a baby!! :-)

Answer 5

Love

Answer 6

When two people love each other, they get this catalogue that has all different types of babies, which a stork delivers nine months later. Sadly, there are no refunds.

Answer 7

Bro u cant be serious can u???

1. Ask ur mom
2. Take Biology
3. Go take ur di ck and plow some chick in her pu ssy without a condom and see what happens!

Answer 8

They're manufactured in a foreign sweatshop. Check your *** for "Made in Mexico". Yes, even THAT job has been sent south of the border!

Answer 9

sex..when a guy sticks his pee pee without a condom inside of a females pu$$y. the sperm travels to the egg well 9 months later a baby is born.

Answer 10

when a man sticks his hoo-haa into a woman's no-no...

and then a baby comes out 9 months later