I am from the South - doesn't that earn me extra points?
2006-07-25 06:09:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Wow, I can't believe all the answers already! Here I was, just stepping out to the front yard to get a beer out of the fridge and I've already got 6 answers!
2006-07-25 06:16:34 · update #1
haha, only if you win the lottery and buy a double wide!
yea..that really happened in my family
2006-07-25 06:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by A.Marie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nah,
Liking beer and trashy women seems to be a national pastime. If you aren't into NASCAR, you can't call yourself a redneck.
Being from the south does not get you extra points, living in a trailer park however does.
-Dio
(Yes folks, I was kidding. Save your flames)
2006-07-25 06:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, c'mon man, lots of people like beer and trashy women, (remember the hooker Hugh Grant hooked up with). If you want to set your self as a red neck, first, yell "GIT R DUN" alot. Put aftermarket pipes on your lawn mower, maybe go for a mullet. Also make sure to talk about muscle cars in detail, oh yes, find a food that regular people find disgusting and LOVE IT (i.e. pigs feet or something).
2006-07-25 12:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by manw/thegoldengun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! beer and trashy women are universally adored by men...NASCAR is only tolerated by rednecks. the south gets you no extra points, unless the last hurricane wiped out your trailer house. youre a geek, not a redneck.
2006-07-25 06:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by the prof 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do most of your shirts have the sleeves torn off of them? Do you have at least one rusty car in your yard? Can you turn any one syllable word into a 3 or 4 syllable word without even thinking of how to do it?
2006-07-25 06:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by nimo22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. only if you believe that this country is the best dang country in exsistance... stand by the flag and remove your coors light hat at the national anthem... I think we could wave the whole nascar thing!
2006-07-25 06:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ty ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you wear cut-off jean shorts and anything plaid? If the answer is yes, then you definitely are a redneck!
2006-07-25 06:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by Muggle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
commmmon . . . give Nascar another try. Just root for Kyle Bush in the Miller car.
2006-07-25 06:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you go to a family reunion to pick up girls.....you mite be a redneck
if you cut your lawn and find a car .... you mite be a redneck
if you have 1 home that is mobile and 7 cars that arn't ... you mite be a redneck
IF SOMEONE YELLS HO-DOWN AND YOUR DATE HITS THE FLOOR.........YOU "KNOW" YOU'RE A REDNECK
2006-07-25 06:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you fly the confederate flag in your yard or at your house, and speak in a long, slow drawl lol
2006-07-25 06:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by nicoletta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋