Write a stupid funny poem and the stupidest and funniest wins.
2006-07-25 05:49:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
stupid and funny poem with drugs, idiots, a fire and some gasoline.
2006-07-25 05:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by vinnielonghi 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
the cheese whisperer solid. regularly occurring human habit to an impetus it is that forces us to think about the alternative of wealth. Wealth of money to be good. right here's the conundrum I see on your poem. that is in S1, L3 and L4: "those 0.5-a-billion money ought to've given me a strengthen." that's something all of us imagine is a reality, besides the undeniable fact that the final analysis, and the data prepare, that maximum those who win the lottery both blow all of it, mismanage it, are a lot less chuffed than beforehand, and the record is going on. No, all of us have reported "properly, i ought to nevertheless extremely have the money that no longer have it" and substances it a shot besides. it is the staggering thing about all of it, and ought to it take position? definite, one does no longer finally end up "loving" funds. solid topic.
2016-10-15 04:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by hanrahan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practical Application
He’s teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said,
“Now that’s addition.”
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
“Now that’s subtraction.”
Then he kissed her, she kissed him,
Without an explanation,
And both together smiled and said,
“That’s multiplication.”
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick decision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said, “That’s long division.”
2006-07-25 05:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by K K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man had an ugly wife
she stbbed the man with a knife
he asked why
and she cried PIE!!!!!!
2006-07-25 05:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Schzyophrenic
And so am I
2006-07-25 05:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Oh wait...that's not a poem is it.
2006-07-25 05:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rose r red,
violets r blue,
God made me pretty,
wat the hell happened to u
(btw i dont think i'm pretty...i'm gd lookin but pretty is too girlish)
2006-07-25 06:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clap on clap off
2006-07-25 05:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's face it.....
Poetry
Sucks
2006-07-25 05:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋