My 21 year old son made a teddy bear out of his little sister's dookie and some of his grandma's hair from when he shaved her head. Now its all dried out and he won't stop sleeping with it. What can I do?
2006-07-25 05:40:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
What in the world is a dookie?
2006-07-25 06:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by belle 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Remember that Saturday Night Live Skit, a commercial about a new toy....some kind of piss soaked kitty litter toy that you could play with like modeling clay? It was so friggen hilariously gross, but funny! Little kids forming dookie kitty litter into dinosaurs while the moms watched approvingly.
Reminds me of your son.
Maybe stop mixing acid into the kool aid that your family drinks, and he will stop sleeping with it.
That or buy him a teddy bear.
2006-07-25 13:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Capt'sWife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm. I think you should consider the obviously confused mental state of your !21! year old son. Buy him a doll and some therapy sessions?
2006-07-25 12:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute avatar.
Reminds me of Anthony Michael Hall's character in "Sixteen Candles" when he had his friend take a picture of him in the car with Jake's girlfriend.
HA HA HA HA!!
2006-07-25 12:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sixth_Sense 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pity you can't think of some way to make money with your imagination. You might want to try after puberty.
2006-07-25 12:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it away. What else are you gona do with it? Make him bathe with it and maybe it will disintigrate... or dissipate or whatever the word is.
2006-07-25 12:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy ur lil daughter icecream and get a wig for granny.
2006-07-25 12:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh... take him to therapy might be a good idea.
2006-07-25 12:43:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, you have way too many cats in the house.
2006-07-25 12:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:/ I think your whole family(yourself included) should go into therapy
2006-07-25 12:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋