Calling All PRANK MASTERS.....?

Question

We live in this 8 bedroom , 9 bathroom home in Beverly Hills, we have this neighbor that is always bothering us, she is telling us that we are messing up her turf. My brother plays football and he once dropped it in my neighbor's turf (the old lady's turf). All of the neighbor's here in this neighborhood has had lots of problems with this old lady. What prank can we do?, nothing deadly or anything, but something that will really tick her off, plus we can't get in trouble because 1st we own our house, and we own two other homes in the neighborhood, 2nd we never went on her turf, and 3rd she's had problems with all of the neighbor's. Please help, really appreciate it.

And she is not lonely, she is a "PLAYA"

Answer 1

Go to the library and get a bunch of those magazine subscription cards, you know, the ones that they stick inbetween the pages of magazines. Fill out as many as you can, the weirder or dirtier the better. She will get all these magazines in the mail and have to call up to cancel all of them.. She will wonder what the hell is going on.

Answer 2

My neighbors call the cops on me all the time so I call them back on them from pre-paid phones but they are fake calls like they have drugs in their house, or i just saw a fugitive go in there or domestic violence going on..i can be a jerk too

Answer 3

Don't be mean , she's old. Maybe she's lonely, you can keep her out of your hair by finding someone she can talk to. How about putting fliers of local senior citizens club in her mail or putting her on invites for social organizations in your area.

Answer 4

this happened to a friend of mine....they invited her round for tea and buns to make peace but first they rubbed the buns on a dog's a.r.s.e.

Answer 5

ignore her she's pushing your buttons and your letting her!